Sir Fallsalot

Yup all spot on, but You forgot to mention the Strom might not get you a Blow job but riding one makes you eligible to give them out which is worse than receiving in my book

@XTreme Have you tried something like this to keep some air flow on your undercarriage https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Motorcycle-Scooter-Cool-Seat-Cover-Double-Layer-Non-Slip-Insulation-Cushion-Pad/353074666740?_trkparms=ispr%3D1&hash=item5234e3dcf4%3Ag%3AkwIAAOSwnSBeuKlj&enc=AQAFAAACcBaobrjLl8XobRIiIML1V4Imu%2Fn%2BzU5L90Z278x5ickkWpEuxXwAiCNKyBQsQ5%2Fe6xr187XaUB2nCVFiAeff7zuKhBaNs%2FjD7yvrmESGGoPLMN3lnsp34CPtrz70zOaMvI6gta9PjwEXE1qTRzozCQJ0KonpGV6r%2FQ0A%2FOriC%2FBnelXGjKJeI5A4S1p9Vx4mkY%2B2DLZ50yFzPm5S4IMQ50PE7oWS6HSEuzcUk7llrjdvjBhSX1miABdtXeZfWM85X%2FpWArUBIY2wG3hRZb%2FfxVBiV6VxCaR8rgC%2BLkdBf%2BT9H3e6%2FaPRFO0Me9arQyjs%2Fyr6XAUPBwE6snLUbXuX15R%2F7ewUurkc4kWydxjOdNb%2Bi6DySF4JK6XLZLaAF%2FQ3utp%2BUuKoPkMuhdxTK%2B1TCC%2FIgoakz0d1k8hVqPETRd8LSqn2L63FeKaYdBVrpTo6Z4fAbOA149zWJVHVmu9jX3Z8x0QqrQlkReaTRtd%2FM7hJDYdI%2BYFxGPBxb%2Fjxcj4JyF6vVDaT8WcJRi0Al0z82XAXI21N9UHP%2Ff9QkWNXKvdaRv1JGmmfpzQ1jE%2BK5vkoHJZcDP5wgR7k9Mjvo2ykZnX85IZhVx7WW7hkaaJ%2Bg543%2FwZPtU%2FPMQNp83tYbUIJIoYyKWQRIaecPfnm19qvOWC%2BjihaWmqkkTxqTj42e6Zcv7gJEJJte39gpeZbhzGPy%2BTEO4WAMmC1QjpjbzyRp2v2kEKKeLNToL%2BzqKaj9EQNoWvzu%2F8pqENB1KDpjJfkpsf2lvLDZw7h8XVm91Y4P4hbjb4qQ28nWJRwDs4WxxQcIeverieLLPpk3510VWDIGg%3D%3D&checksum=35307466674048ebb22985e64dc9abffd7ca4c78377b&fbclid=IwAR3VJn3cBbb9S5h79uTAzoLCN-Z-YeTgnAqu-4LuBgOe5GojKJioxd13svA

Have your sneakers become one with the water

Wheres the end result photo

Throw some rubbish all over the road in your video and it would be in the same condition as the old parish road to Merthyr ?

I think you will find she was trying it on with me

Looking at this photo you'd think i wasn't there ?

I was out on my trail bike years ago and came to a lane where a workforce from the local council were finishing off putting a pile of large rocks down to stop people going through there when a guy on a trials bike turned up and rode over them like they weren't there followed by a cheer from the workforce and lots of laughter

All boots can be fixed with duct tape except those Harley ones the oil on them will stop it from sticking

Funny thing is Bob 4 years ago i bought them from M&P for less than £150, then everyone liked them and suddenly they were £200

I used to love Jim Davidson until he started apologising for everything

Nice post @boboneleg this is what i like taking the piss out of everyone and everything without being offended life is just too serious

On offer in M&P at the moment Bob https://www.mandp.co.uk/products/forma-adventure-dual-sport-motorcycle-boots-100691

Ahh but there will be thousands of pounds worth of pointless accessories to get them going again

About 4 years ago i bought these boots and they turned out to be the best all purpose boot in the world half the price of a SIDI and are still waterproof now. Also have a good tread for exploring and climbing about to get a new pair as their on offer at the moment local to where i work https://www.dirtbikexpress.co.uk/boots/adventure_boots/forma_adventure_boots/forma_adventure_boots_-_brown

I cant picture this on the bike when are we going to see a photo of it fitted

Yes that's what i like about living here the hills hide allot and can give you a feeling of remoteness even though its not. Your never far from a road and all the dumped rubbish reminds you of that

Bob there was one about 5 miles from me a few months ago with about 4000 miles on it and immaculate, the guy wanted £3500 for it i was so tempted but resisted, i need to ride one to see if its really that much different to the dog. One of the things that does put me off is the huge seat height on them

Very little tonight Pedro i had intended not to go off the beaten track at all. I rode about 60 miles, probably only 10 miles of that was unpaved

Decided to take the 650 out tonight for a stomp around the valleys, ended up on a disused railway line probably for taking the stone from the quarries it passes through. The flat topped mountain in the background is called the Sugar Loaf and stands at a massive 596 m LOL https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar_Loaf,_Monmouthshire I think I've post photos of this place up before but was just passing through with a mate so decided to have a look around tonight. When taking this photo i spotted something i wanted to take a closer look at Cool a cave the old man in me said move on next thing i'm looking down on the bike. A bit disappointing looking around but i'm sure Pete's mate could sell it LOL Stopped to take a photo of the old iron works in Blaenavon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaenavon_Ironworks And a ride up over the British heading home, in the distance is the Bristol Channel and Bob land

Backrest to complete your new bike

I don't know of any dogs with seven legs

It was fresh snow with no ice, tyres gripped OK so studs not needed, riding with caution was essential though

@Tym Oi Mr mellow

I tend to ride more in the winter cant stand the heat on the bike