Sir Fallsalot

We get 2 inches of snow here and the country stops lol

Is it only me that feels uncomfortable when some asks how you two met and the honest answer is we met online

@Earache Place looks amazing for riding.? How many months do you get snowed in for usually.

£0.99/L here as well, i can remember trying to squeeze a £1 worth of fuel into a 5L can when i were 16

If it was shouldn't it be more LOL

An old one Bob. It a Japanese import Toyota Alphard i call it marmite, you either like it or hate it LOL

What i find unfair is i have a 3L petrol car and have driven about 3000 miles in the last two years in it, yet i have to pay about £290 a year but someone paying £30 a year can drive 20-30000 miles a year and are considered to be polluting less than me that's why it should be on the fuel and not separate.

Yes ? she looks the same throughout her life i didn't think she qualified but she started killing xenomorph's in 1979

Bloody hell everyone is making me feel like a yob because i only drink Lager

I was thinking of putting a bloke in to even things up but then thought there's enough ladies on here they can do it themselves

This is probably too easy

I can see Helen Mirren in her face

So are mine i paid for them just like you

No but i'm well on my way lol

I thought you said you had no idea about me you just described me perfectly (a toothless tight and basic dull cunt)

You can't use the words lighter and Himalayan in the same sentence lol for a small bike it's bloody heavy 191kg wet , they must still be making it of cast iron and its not the only one i'm finding a lot these small capacity scrambler type bikes are heavier than they look

Cheers Bob if i was going to get one it would probably be a new one, have to get rid of a bike first though but i cant see that happening LOL

I had a bike like that once but on the move to take the weight off was 120mph LOL

I cant do 70's but i got this from the 80's see if you can guess which one is me i'm 18 years old at the time. I think some have already seen this ?

Yes but the free ride wasn't very good from what I've heard. The Beta is a 300cc 2 stroke with electric start

The Xtrainer is a bike in its own class there's nobody else making one like it. Its an enduro bike but with more of a trials bike tune low seat height and separate oil tank for the 2 stroke oil but i think all the beta's have that now and its over a £1000 cheaper than the 300RR i got to stop dreaming lol

I've been really fancying a Beta X trainer for the more technical off road stuff near to where i live. Haven't owned a two stroke since the 80s have had a go on one and was very impressed

Looks like Jamie lee Curtis, She had a hell of a body on here

@MooN I know exactly what your talking about but for me its just internet based, face to face i'll talk to anyone.