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Ah but you'll have to cos it's neccessary, even if its BIRTH identity was a boat anchor. It's been through the "OP" and had it's little bollard fitted and now has every righ to identify as a road train if it want's to

I'm not asking you to believe that the tiger is mine, or even that I exist otside of here, You're the one telling us to believe what you say and that you can prove that anything else is fake and yet you can't prove you're not a fake.

this is why the people traffickers put hem in boats that are already sinking before they set out, that they'll be rescued rather than turned around to face certain drowning. add to that the fact that the channel is the worlds busiest shipping lane and a fairly dangerous place to be in a small unseaworthy boat that shows up on no radars and is invisible from the bridge of any moderate size ship. Add to that the fact that international maritime law obliges any vessel to render assistance to another vessel in distress, and the ownwe r and captain of a vessel refusing to do so would not only lose their jobs and never work again, but could also potentially be sued by the WMO and Lloyds ( or both), and there you have the ideal situation fo the people smugglers to exploit international law to their advantage. I should also pont out that as the English insist that the body of water in question is the ENGLISH channel and belongs to ENGLAND then by the same reasoning anything floating about unclaimed in it also belongs to them Anyway, is it surprising that everybody wants to go and live in England? It is, after all, and always has been, the best country in the world. No?

you could have got thatphoto anywhere, you surely don't want us squirrel heads to just believe what you tell us, that would be gullible in the extreme, where is the tangible proof that this is a bike you own? I don't believe you.

yeah, but then youd have to deal with the French...

on a (vaguely) seious note, why seperate trikes and trailer towing ...things... from Bikes? Either they are Bikes, and we've always welcomed any sort of bikes in here ( even a pushbike riding wanabee biker once, abd there's some twat on a bloodt scooter! ) or they are not bikes, in which cas they don't belong here anyway. Integration and acceptation works both ways.

they wouldn't. easier to fly uk - Italy aoiding french airspace ( presuming it's the air traffic controllers who are revolting) then from spain to the UK. flying to Italy you just re route around France to the east. I imagine French air space covers most of the bay of biscay and skirting that to the west means a looong overwater flight. Hope you get a solution.

of course he does. It'll all be absolute bollox, but h'ell have some.

Yep, euro regs mate, but the brits won't benefit from that.... Come to that the French neither, but only cos we don't pay road tax anyway

Bath of the month for sure

I heard tell of that from an iraq / Afganistan veteran.

Exciting day so far, I just spent an hour unblocking the Bathroom drains. Is it frowned upon to forcefully shave your childrens heads? Asking for a friend...

That is exacyly my point. Everybody says "Beer"! However I drink less than a beer a week on average so it ain't that.

Fuckmine, The Police should be allowed to "Cull" in these circumstances. Anyone incapable of either running away or supplyig a coherent argument for their defence should be considered as victims of Dawinian selection and turned into dogfood.

Oh Crap! I hpe they get better quickly. I had a 24h pseudo gastro thing that knocked me sidewasy yesterday evening, with stomach cramps, slight fever, sicky feeling and the ahits like ai haven't had in years, but was fine again by morning.

i am officially "a bit miffed" this evening. I will admit to being a little overweight ( though I have been the same weight fro the last 10 years), so a couple of years ago I decided to reduce my sugar intake. I basically eliminated sugar form everything I could, tea and coffe, stopped eating stuff that I can't face without adding sugar ( yoghurt, cereal, etc) but changed little else. I had a blood test today and apparently my blood sugar levels are off the scale having skyrocketed since my last blood test a year ago... WTF! I think my wife says I can now only eat salad or raw carrots, with possibly some green beans, but steamed rather than properly cooked... there was a phrase that sprung immediatly to mind... "Fuck...That....Shit" I have now decided to transition, and from now on I identify as a slim healthy person and any one who says otherwise will find themselves in court with a lawsuit for refusing to aknowledge my right to identify as something other than what I was born as. You have been warned!

sorted

Well Bobo's pic is a bit arty farty for my liking ( I know, I'm a phillistine), I can't vote for Pete, just cos... Saul had it last month, Yen's photo has clearly been tampered with , " There's no excuse for Suziki ownership" so that's Busabeat and six out, t is interesting to see that Buck has finally figured out aht a Harley is for, not only has he parked it on the harbour wall, he's fited it with a convenient wee bollard at one end to tie boats to... it would be ungentlemanly and vulgar to vote for oneself so that leaves Skippy! Good man, Top Pic

see her posts often on fessbouc, still exploring the great white north I presume, lots of piccies anyway.

just like brexit Pedro, you wanted it, now live with it!

or just shorten them by a foot or two?

i'm intriged, how do you use a computer if you're all ears...?

it's a half scale replica. so the original is twice as big.

some do, they use it as a basis for other drinks, ratafia, fortified wines and the like. others drink it neat as a digestive treat after a meal. In my experience, most of it is fucking rank rot gut that would be better used as paint atripper or posssibly as an octane booster for scooters, but from time to time you come across one that is really good. the landlord of the bar we meet in has some that he brews with a load of herbs and spices and I can drink that till the cows come home... or I fall over, which is usually quite quickly cos it's bloody strong! I didn't get to taste, but would probably have refused it anyway, it was quite possible coming out of the still at a far higher proof than he was telling, the floaty thing was graduated with hieroglyphs rather than anything intelligible and I have desire to go suddenly blind...