Pedro

Yep, there’s no tv or night entertainment… a little Barry White and everyone knows what happens…

I had 5 pints of Guinness once, I’m usually a wine guy. The Guinness was in Malmo, in a pub, took forever to get into the toilets and when I did it felt like I’d never stop pissing…. Beer, you only rent it

I might be on the sauce. Had a hard day.

Looks cool. Is he replacing it with something else?

Doesn’t look very professional!

He’s lonely!

That means you use facebook as a dating app, like most people. Don’t you?

I gave up on friends. Fuck friends, I’d rather have you guys.

Pick between the VSTrom and the Super Tenere?

I’m not on any social internet stuff except youtube and here, AdvRider and HorizonsUnlimited.

Jerry?

Fuckin mods!

You think that’s how his parents named him @Buckster? wasn’t aware that was his real name

Wasn’t there a thread called stuff you should ignore for this shit?

Threads in this forum are like working in a lab with bacteria, you drop something in a petri dish and watch as it turns green and then develops a personality and tries to take over stuff.

Looks like a deer?

Nothing like a nice street nap

Is that heaven, afterlife, or Canada?

One of the best car driving memories I have is causing a row of Tour de France style cyclists to go down like a house of cards. Approaching the roundabout they were negotiating using a very racy line on a very wet road, I act surprised and only stop right behind the white line (where you should stop), this caused just enough of a distraction for the leader to weave a bit, the leader caused the second guy to brake and slide off, and this caused the following 5 or 6 guys to do the same. All this and I'm stopped looking at them laughing, without having entered the roundabout.

Fuck road cyclists!

It wasn't that slow, just had trouble getting out of it's own way accelerating from stopped, cruised at 80kmh and maxed at 90kmh. Perfectly ok except for fast roads, which wouldn't exactly be the main use for someone buying that scooter.

Met a brit on the ferry with one similar to this. Noticed his old school looking tires and was surprised to see an 18 inch wheel in the front. When I asked if he had a nice tire choice in that size he simply said "no, only shit tires in this size"

Pete assumes everyone has a full bush!

That's sexy talk for Marcel!