Pedro

At least you won’t get speeding fines with him.

Better than Bang Bang, maybe only Punchy McPunch

She can’t deal with a revolving door, you think she can open a bag of flour?

Me neither, but one of them is named Bang Bang, I’ll pick him for the win.

That’s a good day on the bike.

Looks nice on an urban background. Perfect grocery getter? Doesn't that spare tire mess with your knee clearance?

With the advances in self driving cars, it’s a matter of time that on country songs even the guy’s pickup leaves him too!

All of Portugal will reach 30ºC tomorrow, with a lot of the inland regions getting to 40ºC. However, and I have just heard this on the news broadcast at dinner time, temperatures will drop during the night so that will provide some relief from the heat. Temperatures will be lower at night than during the day!!!

You don’t drink holy water, it’s wine that’s the blood of Christ in church. Holy water is for blessing stuff.

You ever drink beer flavoured beer?

So you’re bragging about a fast bike when in fact it’s neutered, held back, a pussy cat, a short man’s bike.

Pretty cool that water drains out of your garage. I guess that’s a normal feature in places were cars drive into the garage with a lot of snow on them?

Does the tap open all the way?

You know, PI really is Private Investigator, not Private Eye

The guy who found out and reported it: “A lot of people in Sliven hate me now”. No shit!

I wasn't suggesting anything, they were two separate thoughts, firstly an observation on how much like her mum the girl looks and then how cool it must have been for three grown siblings to watch their parents get married. Although looking back I can see how it didn't come out as I intended

Chocolate beer?

No. Nothing like that, I just want to be able to pick up the phone during work hours, and talk to Sofia when we go on trips.

Getting more and more tempted to get a full face with no fancy coms or anything. For lightness and certain rides. I can’t see myself not having a flip up helmet with intercom, though.

The girl looks just like her mum! Are they all from the both of you? Must have been very cool for them to see you two get married.

No, I can't