Pedro

They certainly went full twat on that. They used to have those cool toaster tanks back in 50s or 60s, now if you look at that it does look like a toaster too from the side, but really not in a nice way. Regardless of the styling, I’m happy I’m not tempted to buy one at all!

We handed it over. That penaltie kick is really a Felix masterpiece. Someone should slap that private school haircut out of him, the twat. And he thought he was going to be the next Ronaldo.

No gender?

Fucking spaniard coach putting that fucking twat Felix to sort the match! Fucking fucks!!!

WTF, you’re a pirate?

I can feel the love for that 160hp bike. Did it scare you?

New battery, happy days

Yes. Except this is a high compression 1200cc, and I doubt it’ll bump start since it doesn’t even turn any dash lights on at all. It’s like the switch isn’t on. lithium batteries are known to properly die whe they go flat. Plus I am on a very downhill street, if it doesn’t start it’ll stay down there

“Twat” is very inclusive, that way!

I didn’t go to a shop and throw a wad of cash at someone though.

My bike’s battery is flat. Left it too long, as it’s only 3 years old. Ordered a new one yesterday. I fail.

How does the Ducati fares against the Yamaha? We’ve been seeing that bike going along on rides with you for a while now.

That Reform UK symbol is a clever bit of cheating to put on a ballot!

The Vtwins weren´t 270º, though

How do they look like each other?

You must be high on life. How the hell does that look like a KTM? See any similarities to this, though?

The R7 looks really nice in person, you then hear it thump and it makes no sense.

You know you could do it yourself at home and spare both you and the nurse the suffering

That probably wasn’t the highlight of his day, neither

Apart from the 400, Triumphs sold in Europe are supposedly assembled in the UK. Parts are made all over the world, though.

Is that badass biker who just rode a motorcycle into a bar wearing ladies' boots?

No, twatism!

Think he's past worrying about national team money, by now.