Pedro

I do like them, on principle. That's it, I'll see about going on a test ride.

I like the idea of going down the road at 80mph doing half the rpms that my bike does. Thing is I struggle to find a proper trip to enjoy that.

I visited Triumph West London when I was there and they were great guys. I wouldn't mind buying a bike from them at all. Sofia got her two Triumphs from there, and still orders parts sometimes

I probably won't. Having a Triumph here is not a very nice experience, dealers are twats, their parts service and mechanics are a joke, parts are way more expensive since brexit, etc. Having said that, my mechanic does like Triumphs. A Scrambler with those high pipes is not a bike I would enjoy in Portuguese summer, Steve McQueen didn't need them either.

Beef stew, with carrots and mushrooms. I quite liked it.

If you were to have a bike meant for mostly cruise control style of riding, covering some distance on motorways and what you brits call A roads, and felt like having proper comfort, would you be tempted for a cruiser? I sort of feel like test riding a Harley sort of thing with a fairing. Rode a BMW 1600B once, on loan for a day, and found it amazing on the motorway. Don't want to have that as it's too delicate mechanically, but ... what you go for? I tend to not be too impressed by Indian, they always look naff when I look at them in real life. Asking for a friend.

Any other member could maybe re-register and pass as someone else, after they realized they threw a tantrum over bragging with having an imaginary girlfriend. However, in this case the writing style ...

Suzuki was doing pretty shit so they hired him to train the next generation superbike riders.

With no members talking about being unable to wank in the bathroom while his girlfriend is rejecting him in the bedroom, I don't know how this forum will survive.

That is a very pretty blue, Triumph does make pretty paintworks. However, does @Six30 buying a bike now make that colour the current dildo colour?

stable isn't even in his dictionary

Years go by in minutes inside his brain when he’s home alone.

Dude went full inane.

It’s just him and the plastic vagina now

Sofia made mince pies. Turns out there’s no mince meat in them, da hell?

0000 or 1111? There’s probably a note on the car’s manual.

@Marcel le Moose Fondler, why do you choose to have a less comfortable seat if you can flat foot it so easily? Would't it be better to have a better seat?

Beef roast My snack today while out on the bike, took the picture to upset you all, fish egg salad, it’s not really a salad though.

Take away food in Espinho looks like this, love it. This is what pub food would look like in Portugal if the concept existed. Mum’s codfish, with chips and egg. It’s a more rustic version of a Lisbon dish.

Pizza night at @Sofia’s Alentejo sweet pepper, garlic and wine seasoned meat, cooked on the traditional clay pot. BBQ with my brother: Pakistani chicken curry, from the local restaurant. I’m now a fan. Beef stew, sort of Portuguese sort of French, turned out better than I thought it would.

It doesn’t wear pants, it’s a motorcycle. And no, running nicely.

Hey @Six30, you suppose they’re building you up to tear you down on the last minute?

Coming from the midnight kebab people, that's priceless.

Here, it’s afternoon until around 20:00, which, until 21:30, is a civilised time for dinner time to start.