Pedro

The grit indicates it's a clam

Might be ridiculous, but might it have been some sort of slug or whatever that somehow got into the tank?

Pretty area, pretty bike!

In real life these look and feel like a chinese bike, from the pictures it looks like the riders took their kid's bikes out for a ride. These are KTM's take on making money on "cheap" bikes, next level to that shit twin +/-800cc they're selling.

I was going to ask what does fluffy mean, but it's actually pretty clear what you mean. Is fluffy a technical term?

Can't you get them to close access to him once and for all? It's getting embarrassing.

Indeed, 1.6 million! one hell of an opening, too

It's right there in his profile name

Or this

I like Bryan Adams as much as the next guy, but what the hell is with that "on the road on the road"? This is a "road" song:

Roughly a little less than 5%

I got a shipment of horny ladybugs, it was springtime…

They don't need to go on the internet, I don't think that's the problem with that age group in Portugal. The problem is TV. If they had internet they'd find free porn and ignore the crap that passes as news broadcasting in TV.

You'll notice the aphids happily walking up and down the branch, going about their business

Last year or the previous one, I had an aphid infestation on my peach tree. Decided on being green and not using any chemicals, I bought a small box of ladybug eggs so they'd hatch and start eating all the aphids, which is what they should do as ladybugs are nature's most fierce predator. Anyway, all they did was munch on a couple of the aphids, then went into a sex craze for two days and then fucked off somewhere else. Here's a video I took, with the soundtrack to suit the mood.

That's very cool!

In Portugal, there are 500.000 people over 60 that decided to skip vaccinations. Twats!

Portugal opened a mega vaccination center in Lisbon today that has administered 4000 doses on the first day. Don't know what sense it makes converging that many people in one place to control a virus, but let's trust smarter people are on top of it

I once saw a seagull mug a whole hamburger out of a couple of people exiting a Burger King, they put a bag on top of their car for opening doors and general getting in, and the bird was merciless. I was inside a car, laughing, that made my morning commute!

It's only logical!

Never mind, Pete, it lives on in your heart ... and in your posts here