Pedro

I don´t know in what kind of place you'll live, but horse riding in very popular and a lot more democratic there, if you end up somewhere outside a main city they'll probably be a lot happier with the green grass there than where you live.

Went to the beach with my dog looking for bitches

Forget about the tank, that's a hideous rear fender on a 28000 bike, looks like a bad french streetfighter. Together with the dents on the tank obviously because they put it all together then realized the suspension hit the tank on full lock, makes it clear it was designed and put together by a hipster twat high on dirt track pictures.

They won’t take you with white hair though, you’re still a ginger to all that know you but no ginger to your own kind. Sad story…

And wet summers too

At least here, it's because people have gotten fed up with making an effort, and are taking covid as something that just is going to be no matter what.

Plenty of great roads to make it interesting getting there, too.

I'd like to buy a Honda, in Japan, and then tour the country. That would be cool.

I've been fantasizing lately about going on a big trip, nothing specific except being away for a few months, and have also been thinking about which bike I'd like to take on that. Part of me wants to take my current GS, but another part wants to take a normal more nimble GS or an Africa Twin, the normal GS because a sorted one feels like a touring supermoto, and an Africa Twin because of the big front wheel for offroad and japanese engine. What would your dream trip / bike combination be?

My grandmother has a saying, inspired in the way a chicken offers her rear upwards when it's sexy time, "tão puta como uma galinha", which translates to "as much of a whore as a chicken". It sounds dirtier in Portuguese

Bringing up the rear?

Doesn’t it say there that the engine is unchanged?

Brabus engines on Mercedes cars are a work of art, this is shit marketing in comparison

Don’t let it go to your head, when I had the Transalp I read so much about the output shaft I was wiggling it every month, and almost murdered a mechanic when he said he was going to tighten the chain a little bit

It doesn't surprise me that the Harley is really good, Harley have serious know how and can make any type of bike they want and make it good. I have only seen one of these though, in black, and didn't care much for it. A few things make me smile because of journalists, though, they always act like dakar riders testing these bikes, if one would frequently ride proper fast off-road one would buy other bikes with better off-road manners. I would like to see a proper comparison with nice tires on twisty bumpy roads, that's where it's at.

Designers seem to forget they then need to add that huge plastic thing in the back for plate and lights

That's really pretty!

Yes, I've followed Harry's videos for ages. I like his take on cars.

Your posts almost make me want to have a twitter account

I imagine just taking them off the sidestand could cause them to be really unstable. My mechanic has a few (too many) in different states of not functioning, I suspect he's going to corner the market on them

I can see the museum value for that, or for a true collector, though.

From the UK to here, there were a lot of bikes coming over second hand, obviously not cars. Some people made a lot of money with it, but not so anymore I don't think.