Skippy

It was me. Pete asked me to contact you as he hadn’t had a shag for ages and fancied his chances.

You’ve got it in one Pete. Wife No1 was a maniac. ?????

Cheers mate, they’re a good laugh and I wouldn’t be without them which is more than I can say for some humans I come into contact with ???

Don’t they just! I know the pecking order in my house ?

............I guess I’ll have to sit next to the wife! ?

I think it’s the Wai-Ah Wing-Loom ?

........... I don’t have any friends that are cunts. ??

No brothers or sisters so always found it easy to make friends and learned from an early age to fight my own battles. Also learned very quickly what makes a great mate.

Almost mate, just a couple of municipalities that are still on high alert

Heading out tomorrow in search of new tracks. I may be some time. ?

Guzzled a couple of cans of John Smiths watching the rugby if that counts?

That’s crap mate

Well I’m out tomorrow with no particular destination in mind but the municipality boundaries have been opened up in some cases so instead of 120sq miles to play in its now about 500sq miles. I’m a happy boy ??????????

.............so much time and so much apathy ?

Belfast. Complete and utter cnut. ?

That’s true, which reminds me I must keep up the threatening behaviour. Now where’s my baseball bat............?

Keep me posted mate and if everything pans out I might be able to tag along for a bit ?

Only a bit of a breeze here mate, thankfully ?

Not really a ride report but just a bimble around the roads and along the beach.

There speaks a man with experience perhaps? ??

Cheers mate, she’s a lot better. I know this because she now has a glass of wine in her hand. ?

Well my plans to get out today have been scuppered as the Mrs is feeling a wee bit shite. Heart palpitations due to the good old menopause. I’ll dig out my doctors outfit and make the best of a rubbish situation ???. Tomorrow beckons...........?

I’ll do my best mate ?

Well having been a good boy all week and done some administrative shit followed by general household bollocks I’m off out tomorrow and I don’t care if it’s windy, wet, cold or cloudy. Of course, it will be none of these, it will be warm and sunny. We’re still restricted to 120 sq miles but can’t complain so I’m off exploring the local dirt tracks.

Here you go folks, my poor effort.