Skippy

These will help with the latter.

The Ginger Minger has definitely had his cock off.

Finally I’ve managed to get a good one for my OnlyFans page so I thought I’d share it here too.

He’s had gender realignment, now wants to be called Mavis.

I’ve been trying to take a selfie for ages but can’t get a good one. I asked my missus and she just shook her head and told me to fucking grow up. Where’s a mate when you need one?

Well I’ve managed to knock out a crown so I’ve now got a gaping hole in my top set of teeth but because I’d had root canal originally it’s doesn’t hurt. I look more like a pirate now so I might just leave the gap.

It does tend to ruin a perfectly nice walk in the countryside.

Eating, drinking, watching shite on TV, out with the dogs, out on the bike, play a bit of golf……….just like normal but with turkey and cranberry sauce.

Actually I’ve just been informed by my wife that my full name is Nofuckingchance Randy Dickhead.

Randy Dickhead………..scarily accurate

Fuck all that shit, too much razzle dazzle, it ain't American football fer fucks sake. Let’s get back to the old school build up, loads of singing, swearing and threatening the opposing fans. If the mood takes you, a brief pitch invasion to the visiting fans end for a little scuffle.

I’m going out Sunday, no idea where yet but I’m definitely going out

Quality crowd control

Stupid boy of course not! Had our car breakdown before the weekend and it’s going to be a hefty bill so it was just a financial decision really. It’s a shame but I can always go next year……..mind you it doesn’t help when your mates repeatedly send you photos and videos of what a great time they’re having

Had to cancel my planned trip to watch the Classic Trials event on the Costa Blanca so decided to play golf tomorrow instead. Hardly a substitute but better than any DIY/gardening/house admin shite.

To be fair I haven’t much to compare it to track wise as I’ve only done it on GSXR600’s before and even then only a couple of times. Mind you, physically the GSXR was easier

Take one heavy bike with enormous amounts of power and add one very hot summer day in July. Surround you and the bike with a hoard of ‘track-day heroes’ all on appropriately lighter bikes with absolutely no awareness of their own mortality. I sat out the last session as I had to ride it home afterwards with my missus on the back and I was knackered. Yep, it was hard enough.

Can’t argue about a Hayabusa!……..’kin hard work around Donnington Park though.

There are quite a few that I’ve owned that I thought were drop dead gorgeous but………..there’s something vicious about a TL1000S that just gives me a fatty softy.

Ended up just watching the Sky football report thing

30 mins

Enough of this Covid/flu/coughing/syphilis thread………..you’re all making me feel like shit. Our car broke down yesterday while the missus was driving it so the breakdown had to be called. Honestly, you’d think the world had ended ffs! To escape the doom and gloom I’ve been prepping the bike for my trip to the Costa Blanca Classic Trial event next weekend………best I go back in the house now and watch the football

Well I guess you learn something every day!

Exactly. So I’m right then.