Skippy

Well I’m doing proper fuck all tomorrow apart from basking in the glory of another win. No idea what’s happening with me but won the individual Division 2 competition (only by one point but hey, a win is a win right?) and our team managed to come second in the team event. …………even better we won the rugby, c’mon England!!

Playing golf in the morning followed by beer and England rugby in the local pub………God knows what after that but it’s unlikely I’ll be operating any kind of machinery on Sunday. Might get the leaf blower out if I’m feeling energetic.

Started as usual with a good walk with our dogs and then I went for a massive full English breakfast with a mate who won a couple of free brekkies at some event he went to. Got to say….they were absolutely lovely and I haven’t needed anything else to eat all day! Went from there with the same mate to get his vintage go kart seat reupholstered at a scruffy back street shop in a local town. Top quality work at bargain prices! Home in the afternoon to cut some bushes and walk the dogs again in the early evening. We’re all in front of the log burner now and guess what, I’m the only one in the house that’s awake. No change there then.………..live football on the tv it is then!

Just speak very loudly, maybe shout a little, it always works when dealing with these foreigners

Hey………….my pants were fully upright

That’s true that is

Yep they sounded great, mine had some carbon fibre race cans on it and it used to set car alarms off if I went past to close. When I started it inside my garage the bloody windows used to rattle so much I thought they would fall out!

There’s more chance of @XTreme not going on about his gender realignment than it raining.

Don’t be tempted to throw your leg over too fast mate………..riiiiiip

They certainly needed treating with some respect. To be honest, I didn’t have the talent to push it too far, but even for an average rider like me, it was a great ride.

A fairly short wheelbase, loads of power and less than clever rear suspension unit.

So many to choose from but for sheer, scary, balls-out attitude it has to be my original TL1000S. It gives me a stiffie just thinking about even after all these years.

It’s a CB500X official accessory apparently.

It’s part of their DNA to be cranky.

The only problem I’ll have is getting you to open your wallet and buy me a coffee

Thanks Marcel, that’s an image I didn’t need in my head

I’m not pissing around taking photos of you on Sunday!

I’m not squeamish but even I draw the line there.

Right O, 1230 it is. Make sure you bring a tablecloth and napkins this time.

Yep sounds fine to me, meet there for midday? Gives me a chance to get the dogs out for a decent walk and also not have to use the motorway.

Rendevous you plonker.

So, I’m clear for Sunday @XTreme so we need to pick a RV? How far can you and you groin ride?

You should consider it a penance for being Welsh.

Only if they ride Harleys.

Now you tell me.