Skippy

Take it easy mate. Don’t rip it and make it too baggy.

A series called Slow Horses. Not the usual spy stuff, a bit quirky but I can relate to that. Being a bit quirky, not being a spy……..but then again, that could be a ruse to put you off the scent.

I’ll ask him but if he says yes my cut is 20% of your gross profit.

He owns a few care homes……….there’s money in death mate. He’s a proper nice bloke actually and when he’s over we go out on the bikes and he’s also a decent golfer too. Not a flash cunt………so I can’t hate him.

My day has been put into perspective when a wealthy mate of mine sent some photos of the bikes he has just bought to leave here in Spain instead of having to bring his UK bikes over every time. He’s bought a Ducati Hypermotard 950 RVE with knobbly tyres, a Baptista WSB replica (or is it the real thing?) and a scooter to ping around on. That saves him bringing his Ducati Panigale, BMW 1250 GS Adventure and Honda CRF300 Rally over every time…………fer fucks sake! He’s also got his own race team and races a Lamborghini all over Europe. ………… I splashed out today and had breakfast down the seafront.

The rough plan is to ride up to Zaragoza towards the end of May and meet up with three mates from the UK. Looks like it could be a six day jaunt but as of yet there are no fixed plans……..we’ll probably let the weather decide our destination most days.

He’s right you know.

I’d be happy to settle for ugly in her case

He might have made it around the bend if the idiot hadn’t tugged the front brake, you can see the bike snap to a halt and the front dips suddenly causing him to lose balance.

Well I hope he’s not pregnant

Let me know when you’re fit mate and I’ll pop up.

Born ready

Ha ha I was thinking just the same. There’s a lot of fun to be had on a golf course

If that’s aimed at me you can fuck right off because I’m a pirate agggrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

A bit of this with like-minded reprobates. A team game and we came third…………but no cigar

To be honest mate I’ve resisted so far but my missus looked at me this morning and said in a voice that wasn’t to be questioned, “I think we should put the Xmas decorations up today, what do you think?”…….it was most definitely a rhetorical question. Our house is like Santa’s Grotto now.

Fucking cunts need to be taught a lesson. Some people shouldn’t have animals.

I put the bag full of wrapping paper etc on the floor for a minute and whoosh, she’s in there like a shot. She’s never been destructive in the least but she cannot resist wrapping paper……….and that’s a guilty face if ever I’ve seen one.

Clearly built for comfort, not for speed and there’s nothing wrong with that

Just had this text message from a mate if mine who was travelling home from a night out in London last night…… “had superb journey home on the train. full of tottenham supporters drunk as fuck, some american girl kept whining that one of them was in her words “pushing his penis too near her face” not surprising as it was crammed like a auschwitz carriage , she went on and on about it and they kept saying there’s no room to move and stand up if it’s a problem when we got to Harrow they picked her up and took off the train with them and dumped her on platform. she was screaming like a banshee as the train set off.”

Is it mostly in the morning? Just wondering if you really are a miracle of science.

Pete will need the whole batch the big Welsh tart.