Skippy

Antibiotics are for queers and steers

I’ve certainly looked better Saul…….not been to the doctors for antibiotics as I’d rather do without if I can. I’ve tested myself for Covid a couple of times and it’s not that so fingers crossed I’ll feel a bit better by tomorrow. The weird thing is that I’m sleeping absolutely fine.

I’ll be doing the grand total of fuck all…….my man-flu has progressed to constant coughing and hacking up yellow phlegm. Delighful. My wife is so impressed. P.S. It could be worse though, had a chat with a mate of mine this morning and his missus has decided that she is now a lesbian. She’s fucked off with another woman and left him with two teenage girls……….mind you, my cough is quite bad.

Oh yes. Think I might move back. Not.

Sniffing and sneezing, that’ll be my day today. Came back from the UK with a cold. Of course, it’s proper man-fu so I expect loads of sympathy and care from my wife.

We fucking are you Welsh Cunt

At the airport and coming home

Cheers mate, wish I still had it

Great bit of kit, I did everything from the technical trails in the Peak District to touring right over to Colditz Castle, down through the Czech Republic, up and down the Stelvio Pass and home through Switzerland and France. One of my most favourite bikes ever……and as you know, I’ve had a few!

Just noticed how horrible the wheels are on the rental car. It’s a Vauxhall (Opel) Mokka and apart from the chavvy wheels it’s rather nice to drive.

The misery continues……….grey, with a chance of more grey.

I fucking wish I reckon it would be cheaper. I’m in the heart of the commuter belt…..Chalfont St Giles………if you breath deeply you can smell the wealth.

From this to this and then charged £6.20 for a pint of Guinness in the local pub. English cunts.

Apparently, you’ve always been a fucking lightweight

I bet that makes a change! Actually, I’ve just seen the forecast for the London area over the next few days and it looks to be okay, no rain at least. Fingers crossed, I don’t do rain anymore.

I’m off to the UK tomorrow for a couple of days to sort some shit out for my dad. I bet the weather is worse there!

It was okay when I went out about 9am but by 11am it was time to head back home.

Proper bit of kit that

Only managed a couple of hours out on the bike today as the wind was absolutely horrendous . No enthusiasm for photos or even the slightest hint of a description.

Probably gonna get the FZ6N out tomorrow and head towards the sunniest bits. Could be an adventure!

Please don’t encourage the daft Welsh twat, I have to put up with him here.

Nah……….that rain can fuck right off

No olive oil in there mate……….plenty of porridge though

I bet you even have someone to put olive oil on your food don’t you?

Ha ha that’s a polite way of saying the bike spoiled a great view……..which is true