Skippy

At least that would be more interesting than going to Albox for tea bags.

I think you need to widen your criteria. Forget all this adventure bike stuff and get something daft as fuck, fast as fuck and something that says you don’t give a………you get the idea Pete. Get a naked bike.

He doesn’t……he waits for the attendant.

Very different indeed………rarely cold during winter, sweltering hot during July and August and far less abandoned stuff.………and no @XTreme

That’s about right too!

Damn it mate I can’t.

I’ve never seen anything like it! I think it would be a great stag do night out

The right thing to do Pete.

Please don’t encourage him

Not this weekend mate

Tell you where I am mate, I’m ‘in’ no fucking doubt that we need a separate thread for Marcel and Zaak

That’s a proper nice bit of kit

Bit bitchy

He couldn’t hack it, anyway, he’s not allowed to go out overnight on his own.

A bit of porridge

I have a significant birthday this year, so I will be 65 years old on 13th of May. I won’t be buying a new bike and I won’t have to go through any devious shenanigans either. Instead, I am spending six days with three mates from the UK, who are going to meet me in Zaragoza on the 24th of May. We will spend six days arsing around on motorbikes, reminiscing about our youth, but more importantly, making new memories. No change of bike needed.

So here’s a radical thought. Instead of changing your bike, why don’t you take the money you would have to spend on getting a new one, and use it to ride your bike somewhere you’ve always wanted to go. So here’s a radical thought. Instead of changing your bike, why don’t you take the money you would have to spend on getting a new one, and use it to ride your bike somewhere you’ve always wanted to go. Of course, it would involve several nights away, loads of beer, excess stupidity and hookers. On second thoughts, you’re probably better off buying a new bike.

None of your business you nosey cunt

You should keep doing that, and then she’ll get so sick of it she’ll do it herself. Problems solved.

It must be, I mean, you wouldn’t put that much effort into getting a motorbike would you?

My Spanish mate has a 1200 Sportster and he rides the fucking wheels off it. Now bear in mind that he grew up on dirt bikes and picture that style of riding but on a heavily butchered Harley……….its impressive I can tell you. …………..but he’s in the minority

There’s more chance of Wales having a decent rugby team in the next five years than anyone coming out here mate.

The Mrs now has it, which is clearly all my fault for catching it in the first place.

It hit 29.9 Celsius here today in the shade! Thankfully there’s now a gentle breeze otherwise I’d have to put some ice in my Chardonnay to keep it chilled.

Blimey, that’s something to look forward to then?