Buckster

An anonymous Scottish inventor has created the first ever engine that runs off fully sustainable Haggis milk. The system converts the high alcohol content in Haggis milk, caused by their diet of whisky, into a fully operational engine able to run for over a year off just one fill. The inventor wants to remain anonymous in fear of the oil industry trillionaires will attempt to stop production at any cost. Just another of Scotland's wonderful inventions given to the world.

I think we know why the lid was cheap.

“oops”

Did you get new foam in the seat or just a re-cover?

Just got back in, it's down to 2c here, they were gritting the M8, there were only six bikes at the regional AGM tonight, the rest turned up in cars, fucking lightweights.

It was as cold as a whores heart when I rode into work this morning.

Is that because you are fat?

For my big brain?

Thinking about a Roof Wisper Carbon.

Triumph?

I haven’t bought one for over a year, I clearly need to rectify that.

Suits you sir.

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Did you give the answers to a homeless person?

Homosexuals use Air Tags.

So you want to “eat” me?

Pretty close to the centre of the known universe.