To be fair both of you were ran out of your home countries by mobs with pitchforks. Pete for being overly ginger and Bruce for insisting on baring his hairy arse.
You should see the look on a whores face when she turns up at the mansion and gets handed a bucket and is shown to the bike garage, the instructions include daisy dukes and no jewellery.
I dictate and the butler posts with a little artistic licence, any big words are his. Before Pete went full Iceland fish finger (all grey), he was more ginger than carrot top.