Buckster

No, if the wind is blowing the right way I can hear the 1 o’clock gun.

Or remove it with a screw driver, or wheel the bike away to Six’s van.

Well this will work.

A real one.

You don’t need to force the Portuguese to eat horse cock.

Two errors in a minuscule statement, bit early to be on the sauce isn’t it?

I think she was hoping to outlive Charles, we have the court jester as the monarch now. Not that they have any power anyway, we are basically a republic by any other name.

and if you still have pain, try a shit ton of whisky.

I can arrange to send you if you would like?

My grandad was definitely cooler than that.

Well you have a real bike now so there's that.

Gay.

Harleys just jump over shit like that.

Apparently you did twice.

There are three Harleys here now, although one of them is basically a toaster, any more and it will be a takeover, it has definitely raised the standard of the forum from the mundane to the dizzy heights of real motorcycles. The rest of you are ponces.