Buckster

Personally I find it very gratifying to run over a scooterist and try to do it at least twice a year.

I thought you of all people would appreciate the colour.

That Schwimmwagen is cool.

I was worried that a smile would tip you over the edge and you might start stalking me instead of Tym.

It’s German, the Germans aren’t allowed to sell green tents due to the treaty of Versailles.

Because that’s what colour it is.

Well my erection went well, I spent an hour getting it up then an hour playing with it. At the end it only took twenty minutes to bag it again, oooeeerrr missus. Initially it looked a bit pissed. I spent quite a bit of time just squaring it up, i have a footprint for it which i didnt use this time but that will be a good guide to work from next week at the rally. The quality is superb, even the pegs are next level. The inner is asymmetric so looks a bit odd at first but gives a great sleeping area, there are lots of vents and storage pockets scattered around which will make stowing all the crap easy. Most important though, I can stand up in the centre and I am 6'4" so that's going to make life a lot easier. There are a couple of external fly screen windows which is a nice touch and these can be fitted with guy lines to create waterproof vents. I didn't fit all the guy lines but it definitely needs them and I will use them when I'm actually camping. This tent will put the love back into motorcycle camping for me. I am going to need a peg mallet as the pegs are very thick. Im very happy with the purchase of this tent.

Straight up into the blades of the camera helicopter more likely.

I’ll be heading down to the common now to deal with my erection.

It’s bigger than @Tym’s. (not the first time that has been said)

Did he get any of them pregnant?

I got banned for life for saying the mods were too busy crawling up Baldy’s arse.

I don’t suppose they will answer the message I left them now.

Maybe @Six30 can try it while driving his van.

I would ban the fucker for the mange picture.

Very true, his research into punching yourself in the balls whilst riding started a whole new field of metaphysics.