Buckster

Donald Trumps new car?

Well I’m convinced, convinced that the guy has some pretty good software.

Are the red bits all the bits you have visited? Asking for a friend..

But instead it ended up on the front page of this shit hole.

Yes.

A turnip?

Exactly, give them a turnip and they will do anything for you.

My bike is exempt, they don’t seem to have picked up on the fact that it is an import and does not meet the emissions criteria, they have just based it on age.

Don’t bet on it, I live in Scotland, I know how to deal with gingers.

Probably wanted to make sure the “ginger gringo demon” didn’t scare the kids, the parents already tell the stories about your exploits in the mountains where whole populations on towns have disappeared leaving only skeletons and dago midget bummer deviants. Stops the kids from wandering off at least.

It looks like there is water on your panniers as well, don’t forget to get them to sort that out as well, possibly a warranty claim.

I’m assuming that the smaller numbers here are supposed to represent miles even though you have annotated everything as “kms”. Ginger twat.

What are they fixing today?

Truckers pay well.

You should be able to check on the DVLA website.

Only if the bike has been accepted for zero road tax and has had its taxation class changed officially to historic.

Maybe you should Google "wizard sleeve".

You have the turkey neck of a 70 year old.

Go for it @Pedro

You can’t even grow a beard and you have monkey DNA.

She will be back in your loving embrace soon, don’t worry.

His bald head would freeze.