Buckster

It’s a brave new world, everyone except the victims are protected.

We have a few groups of local Ned’s that use electric bikes now rather than scooters for their criminal activities, a lot of these things will do 70+, they are unregistered of course and the yoof wear balaclavas. Of course the police are not allowed to chase them in case they fall off and get hurt. I’m guessing they are bought with ill gotten gains or stolen.

Don’t talk about tuning shit, you will scare the resident pussy.

In my leopard skin mankini no less.

I need whisky now.

I’m watching a tv program on UFO’s, very convincing, it’s unfortunate that they are always filmed by people that are unable to focus their cameras. The special guests are fucktards totally believable. They remind me of someone.

Don’t confuse her lady brain.

I saw one once.

It is the delayed groan than I like.

Scotland isn’t part of that trial.

They are illegal here but unless the police do something people will continue to use them.

They are road vermin, they are everywhere.

Except it is now classed as a ginger STD.

That’s how the Yersinia pestis starts.

No, it’s just the Latin name for something wonderful.

Don’t forget that it usually mutates into Yersinia pestis.

Should have gone to spec savers.

Your prostate.

So you are saying my bike is great?

Is he ginger? If he isn’t ginger then it is classed as murder.

When was the last time you rode a bike?

I’m sure these are great bikes but they are so butt ugly.