Buckster

No, I definitely don't live on Victoria Street.

I have a giant bag of Tantastics here, I’m not fussed, I’ll probably give it to a homeless person.

That isn’t going to be a problem.

It wouldn’t attack a man sized dog but one of those designer dogs that men of a more gentle persuasion have would be a snack.

So you are bragging about playing with young boys?

Charmer of the year?

Not me, I’m super nice now.

I had a good ride out today, I need to look at the video footage and see if the lens fogging is cured. It wasn’t too cold but a lot of roads are covered in crap which I had to be careful of given the extreme power of my bike.

You are misunderstanding, he eats out of a dog bowl.

Location could be default.

His IP address is Hanoi.

It’s sunny and a balmy 7c.

What a surprise, at least you have an excuse this time.

Yes, I will be out on it today.

I ride my motorcycle, I know, shocking concept for you.

Maybe Denmark and Sweden.

Only bellends play video games.

Sell him some antibiotics then.

I may do a jaunt out of the UK this next year, it's been a while.

A hell of a lot more than you.

Not the way I do it, just enjoyment.