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I'll admit that on one occasion I did tell my mate Javi on the petrol pumps here that the bloke with me was a rampant homosexual who wanted to fuck him up the ass! Sorry.....I did it on two occasions! The other time was on the phone to the Service Manager in the Skoda dealer in Teruel about Dell who was there with him broken down at the time. Dell said to me afterwards....."that guy in the Skoda dealer kept looking at me really weird!"

Depending on the Covid situation obviously. Because a few months ago on another forum @Richzx6r told me that he's planning to ride down here this year! Now most of you have known me online for getting on 20 years, some of you know me personally from when I was in the UK, and @Pedro has actually been here twice. Yes, there has been one or two situations in the past here involving motorcycle crashes, hospital visits, broken bones, sleeping underground in caves, food poisoning, food spitting onto visitors' plates, dental problems, intimidation by Rottweilers, getting strangled by ghosts, carjacking, and brawls in pubs. But nowhere's perfect is it? So for those of you who know me........what advice would you give to Rich on what to expect?

I will never know that feeling Clive!

Yes.....somebody (at random) gets an incomprehensible Warning PM!

Not involved.....they're always out with the Uptown Girls!

Another sad case of a Radicalised Negro Bruce! What you say @Tym?

You gotta run it past the Boys on the Board......then they gotta run it past The Boys Downtown!

I'm not sure Dave.......him and his missus both had bikes, then they sold them years ago. I don't think he has any interest in them now.

Nobody understands dirt more than @yen_powell

You're not restricted from riding Dave?

Nice one Dave! What's that on top of the clocks?

Yes you are! We have quite a varied range of bikes here.....but no KTM's.

And you didn't come here Bob? Not everybody ends up hospitalised you know!

Same here.....I'm Livin' The Dream! And yesterday was 21c, blue skies, and totally calm.......but Mon-Fri I need to be here to take mails and calls from clients. Having said that, I still have to be contactable on weekends in case of emergencies. But those situations are rare.

No.....not from the other forum!

Hi......good to see you! ?

Yeh I remember those days......seems like a lifetime ago now!

Suns out now.....but still blowing like hell! I've got a shit load of work to get through though.....so I'm clearing as much as I can now!

Admittedly @Swagman has seen better days......when he was just a basic mong!

Why are you always in Graveyards Yen?

They'll be totally safe if they hide in the Camera shop though.