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I think he's a sick deviant myself Michelle!

.....and Covid has gone (hopefully), what are you going to do that you can't do now? Trip on the bike? Down the pub for a skinful? Importuning outside public conveniences? It's going to be back on the abandoned railway stations for me......and meet up with @Skippy and @DangerRuss58 at some point. What about you?

I don't think that's the type that Michelle goes for. @Pedro might of course!

Not sure what @Grasshopper's Ride will make of this!

So you want a gobble from Shania Twain's drummer?

I was pointing out what an impressive drummer Shania Twain had......I've no idea WTF you're going on about Bruce?

What?

Here's an impressive Canadian.....Shania Twain! But what do you reckon on her drummer?

Looks like tomorrow will be my only chance to get out......though it is going to be a bit windy apparently. Can't go far because we still have a perimetral lockdown in place......which I think is a bit harsh considering there's only been 152 cases in the last 14 days. But that's what it is, and over here these measures are strictly enforced......so just got to make the best of it! What you guys got planned?

Better not.....he'd just shit his pants when you're least expecting it.

Bummer still made more sense than Flouncing Floater though.

I think this year is going to be pretty hit and miss regarding tourism here. Even if Brits are let into the country there may well be restrictions in place about not going into other towns or provinces etc. That's been in place for us for 4 months now.

Third coronavirus wave in Spain continues to ease Total deaths at 60K......which is bad! But it's nothing compared to the UK's 100K+. But I can't help thinking when is the fourth wave coming?

It's a curse having a personality in the modern world!

About 25 minutes!

And then I spat my food onto your plate! Great days for sure!

That's what I thought!

Me setting the Rottweilers on him and then burying him below the ground overnight made him the man he is today.

I have a lot of contacts (Biker B&B's) spread out across Southern Spain......for example it's €20 a night here. Or it was last year!

Well if you have to choose one......this is it Bob. Anything could happen if @Dell is here......and it usually does! You think about it......nobody's ever forgotten his previous visit in 2007 when he was clinically diagnosed as a Negro! And the image of him with his pants round his ankles getting an injection in his ass while going into an instant bath of perspiration is something you never forget.

It looks like there could be a plan taking shape here. @Richzx6r, @Six30......and now @Dell seems up for it. And when Dell comes to Spain you just know something's going to happen. Broken bones, smashed bikes, exploding cars, ferries running aground, and planes not flying are just par for the course when Dell is involved. So who else has got the cojones for this carnage? @Sir Fallsalot..... @boboneleg........you guys like to walk on the wild side, and there's nothing going to be wilder than this shit!

It's not too bad for you with your location....you're not far away from Ferries. But for Rich having to ride down from Sunderland......what a nightmare. And the roads are very different here to the UK.....lot less traffic, but narrower and with continually changing surfaces. Plus you do come across unusual obstacles in your path sometimes.

I can't boil a fucking egg!