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I've tagged him.

@Biker Paul......Buckster was voted Twat of the Year last month. For a reason! Tell him @Tym!

I can't ever remember seeing a Ride Report from you!

No......because we're not a local or regional forum.....we're spread across the world. If anybody does have anything for sale then just post it up in Motorcycle Chat......that's fine.

Absolutely! I never wanted this place to be solely about bikes......but also about people. And irrespective of whether people have a bike or not they're still welcome here. It's the people that make a community.......irrespective of the subject or interest that it's based on.

Well I know.......history being remade is what's happening now!

I get told I look like a German!

I don't think either do bike forums now unfortunately! But I've put out a call for Yamahead on Facebook.

Nice one! Let me know if you need any advice Paul! Riding motorcycles over here is a different world to back there!

Well tidy yourself up or you'll get a bollocking from @Grasshopper's Ride.

Can't be ruled out!

When you planning to escape from Plague Island?

Shit! You manage to make the bike look small Paul!

If he wants a name change I can do it. But I think Boring Cunt would be more apt though.

You need a nice long garage in a town full of midgets you do!

Hi Paul! For the rest of you, this is my Romanian mate Paul who's planning to move to Spain later this year. And he's going to act as bodyguard for me when I visit the fucking hell holes that I usually end up in!

We'll try and meet up sometime this year........when the weather warms up a bit and neither of us have restricted movements.

Did you identify any puddles Bob? Cos it seems you've been there?

Wow.......that is superb Ray! Great shots! And you had a bit of snow there too.......which is unusual for Murcia I think? That big building......is that the abandoned sanitorium?

When you asked him? Or when he saw the shit on his knob?

No Bruce......you're just a Twat!

Constructive dismissal by any other name Clive! And would you believe that some people just bend over and take it?

Once again I have to apologise to @Grasshopper's Ride for the disgusting filth that gets posted on here! And how does a ride report from Spain in the Winter degenerate into blokes who've got shit on their knobs? If this was another forum somebody would be getting incoherent warning PM's for sure! What you say @Clive?