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Once again I have to apologise to @Grasshopper's Ride for the disgusting filth that gets posted on here! And how does a ride report from Spain in the Winter degenerate into blokes who've got shit on their knobs? If this was another forum somebody would be getting incoherent warning PM's for sure! What you say @Clive?

So you asked your cousin what goes on in gay porn vids?

He's a sick freak Michelle!

How exactly do you know this Bob?

You don't ride in any conditions you fucking casual!

Frisky normally means being up for a shag!

I know Bob.......I'm a Dead Man Walking right there!

They're standard fitment in every house here! Damn that evil EU forcing me to keep my ass clean!

Step this way for Rugged Individualism......in the SNOW!

That has slightly different connotations over here Michelle!

Here's something to enthral you Casuals while you sit looking out of the window........and wishing you had the testicular fortitude to ride in Mid Winter! The forecast said it was going to be 8C.......but it didn't feel like that and it didn't look like that! However, there are men among us who will step up to a challenge of this magnitude........and they'll do it with no support vehicle or film crew either! Welcome to White Spain!

Leather treatment of course! And unlike @BusBoy I don't ride around naked!

A nice boat trip with @BusBoy will straighten him out!

The emotional scars never heal!

No.....I bitchslapped Suckerberg! Weird little fucker!

Up to 9C.....I'm going in!

They're already watching me......a nipple at this moment in time could be a bridge too far!

Depends if somebody reports it!

We use Ariel.......which also happens to own Daz. I wonder if there's a pattern here?

You still in work though?

If they ban people taking pics then @Buckster will be totally unaffected!

They don't mind gore or hate speech.....but they'll suspend you for weeks if you post a nipple! I've had a couple of 7 day bans for nipples! And they weren't even my nipples! And I also had a 14 day ban cos I posted a photo of a bird on a Vespa where you could see her minge! Probably best I don't post my minge on there then!

That caused yours Alan? What washing powder was it?

What restrictions you got there Ian?