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The weather situation looks like this here...... ......so it's perfect conditions! Hopefully I'll get out tomorrow and Sunday......but I said that last week and I ended up having to do a demo site. Turned out that the guy was a fucking timewaster so I lost that weekend for nothing! So let's see how this weekend goes! What you got planned?

The UK part will be the worst bit!

Great! Hope the weather holds out for you......mid 20's here now so ideal conditions.

Got a date planned yet @Slowlycatchymonkey?

Sounds like my first Wedding outfit!

Loads! Here's one: Coming back from Carmarthen heading towards Swansea on my SS180 Vespa in 1971.....I was only 17 at the time. Started overtaking a truck and it was longer than I thought and I started running out of momentum to complete the pass! Then another truck appeared coming the other way heading towards me. The oncoming truck didn't slow he just kept coming.......and I was passing the truck in my lane literally an inch or two at a time. My thought was slam on and try and drop behind, but I was a novice and I was worried I'd end up under his wheels. So I kept inching forward on the overtake! Obviously I made it through, but it was literally inches either side with neither truck giving any ground. I realised then that there are other road users who won't think twice about killing you.

Absolutely brilliant Pedro......great report! That tyre doesn't look too clever though!

Which road? The one to Mablethorpe?

Nice one Bob.....it's16 years for me on the 2nd November! I can barely remember what living in Britain was like now!

We may be shite......but at least we're not miserable, boring cunts!

Short of warehouse space? Did Covid wipe out the warehouses as well?

Do they say "Yen needs to try harder to not shit his pants"?

To power what?

No! I'm an unsung hero!

I don't think I've got any.....never really done anything worthy of an award.

.......and me spitting food onto his plate while he's eating!

I can't comment as I'll be breaking the "No Politics" rule!

I'm not sure there are words to describe DA.......you wouldn't know where to start. That pic was taken about 20 years ago so he'll have a changed a lot.....physically. Mentally.....there's no hope!