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Besides me and @Mawsley......has anybody else actually ridden a bike today?

Not those particular hills no......the only roads or tracks are on the flat.

I can't ride across farmers' fields Bob!

I was out for a few hours as temps were perfect at 24C......ended up turning off the main road near Barranda and going along some rural roads I've never been on. You get a few isolated farming properties here and there but apart from those you won't see any sign of life! Obviously I found some abandoned shit......but not as much as I expected! Ended up on a road I'd been on before....... .....and some ruins I'd visited in the past at some point. But this time there were decomposing farm animals strewn around the place......fucking stinking it was! About 100 miles in all........makes a nice change not to sweat my nuts off! Please note the absence of a van.......cos I believe in keeping it real!

Now that really is Dark Motorcycling! @yen_powell.......Eric's on the graveyard shift!

Perhaps that's where @Six30 had his done?

He's never happy......the miserable cunt!

Any way to get inside Eric?

We'll believe it when we see it. As a matter of interest how many miles have you done on the bike in the last year?

Hi.......good to see you!

Spoke to the client and clarified what she wants! This one is a goer!

Or braindead!

Going shoplifting in the womens' underwear section of Primark again then?

I can put a site framework in place.....but beyond that I can't do much!

Her mail was full of garbled shit not clearly explaining the functionality she wants! For example, she wants a registration system! Now that's easy enough.....but what does she want it for? Like what can registered users do that unregistered users can't? No good asking for a registration system without explaining the reason for it! No doubt it'll be some stupid, complicated bullshit that she wants to hide at the moment until she gets a rough cost. Then after getting the cost she'll say......"Well I thought that was included". I know all the fucking strokes and the "playing dull" routines they use.

@Pedro......Eric's taken over your old gig of hanging round at truck stops!

And what do you know? An existing client has turned up wanting a new site!

I knew there was something missing! @Sofia.....how long have you had this strange interest in photographing Pedro urinating?

I know......you keeping thinking "I could have bought xxx with that dosh".

Wasn't the same without you there Sofia.......you add class and style to the report!

Take a bike in water?