boboneleg

Says the numpty who transports his bike everywhere in a van ..............

Pot kettle methinks

Three Capri’s back in the day . Im not really interested in what a car looks like now, reliability and practability are more important. I don’t need to have a penis extension now

It's like saying you've got a 7 inch knob and your mate says mine is 7 and a quarter ........

Yep, the Citroen was her choice. I don't stray far from Japanese cars nowadays , I've never had an unreliable Jap car .

Oh Dear

Surprisingly nothing has gone wrong with my Wife's Citroen in two and a half years . That's probably put the kiss of death on it now

Hi Dave , we don't recognise the part as fitted to any Ducati's . There is a Brembo part number on the bottom of the bracket but it's hard to see and it may only apply to the actual bracket ?

You doughnut @Six30 . You've set the twat off again ............

In the words of @Tym , there is no excuse for Suzuki ownership

That could be classed as double-gay

We got off and on again at Watchet , I think Datchet is in Berkshire

I was just listening to an article on the radio which suggested that you're more prone to having an accident while you're on your period. Whatever you're doing today @Marcel le Moose Fondler please be careful .............

Great stuff Eric but I'm going to have to give you a card ................ You should refer to them as 'birds of colour' .................

An Audi driver would have parked in front of the no parking sign

Pete had you bang on........................ annoying cunt

I reckon you ought to write a book Lionel

it's a gravel and stone base, no mud or silt.

Off roading in a Cube , no problem

That’s not very godly

Any photos of the bus ?

I can see your van parked right in the middle, have you chucked your keys in yet?