boboneleg

Quality .........

Do you have shares in Mountain Dew ?

They all buggered off, one of them shouted that they were off to see a bloke on a dildo blue Triumph ............

I call a Guzzi engine a Transverse Twin

Oh yes

Knobber

Very rude

Personally my favourite is a single cylinder 600-650cc I've had quite a few bikes with this type of engine and for my type of riding I love them.

Engine configuation ? Inline Four V-Twin Single Cylinder Triple Parallel Twin Flat twin Flat Four Flat Six I'm sure there are more.

Rude

Morning ............

Seven piss stops, impressive

@MooN a mate of mine is camping near your gaff tonight

I wouldn’t have thought so . The word has probably gone out to not bother trying to take on the Vespa being ridden by a bloke with one leg

Twat

I’m not @busabeast

That's in nice nick

I hope you were doing 40mph

That would have been a fairer fight I suppose. I bet that lad on the KTM won't be telling his mates how he got burned off by a Vespa

I've been out for a quick ride on the new (to me) Vespa this morning . On the Keynsham road I saw some bike lights behind the car that was behind me , next minute he passed me (rather too close for my liking) . As he passed I saw it was a KTM125 , game on !! So I passed him with ease on the next bit of straight and left him for dead. @Six30 , was your nephew out this morning ? if so he's just been owned by a Scooter ...........

Oh Dear

71,000 on your bike already. Those Superten's are proper mile munchers

I have a mate who follows Marillion all over Europe, he's probably seen them over 100 times.