boboneleg

Nice Sofia Ersilia makes a mean Lemon Meringue pie .

That's a load of bollocks

Personally I know how to fire a rifle , I was trained to do so but I'll die happy in the thought that I'll never use a firearm ever again in my lifetime

I love how they 'test' these dirt bikes in bone dry conditions. They need to see how they'd get on in some of the shite we ride in What you say @Sir Fallsalot

Go and visit the DBM’s , I’m sure they offer you an ‘arrangement’

The trees are getting a beating

What can we learn from this ? Ants have taste, there is no way they would infestate a Chinese bike

So I'm not going to France until June but if things stay the same I don't have to fill in a PLform to get on the chunnel/ferry ?

My eldest son is the same , 40 years old , never driven or even attempted to drive even though I gave him the money to buy a car when he was 18. Consequently my granddaughters have never been to my house, the eldest is 14 now

Miner ?

That’s not far from Chris

I really hope that happens for you and your better half .

If ever a bloke's name should be followed by 'fucking prick' , it's him

You're slacking on that carb Dave

He's a pretty good footballer

I think you'll find it's 'scran' for a meal 'Scram ' is what the old lady down the road used to shout at us when we were scrumping the apples from her tree

Totally agree

That P&O business is a fucking disgrace. Imagine the outcry if Brittany ferries tried something like that, the French just wouldn't allow them to get away with it. I'll bet the wankers at P&O get away with it as this bunch of Tory wankers we've got in charge won't give a flying fuck RANT OVER

Those boots are even more gay than the ones @XTreme wears

Has he ever made a bad record, great lyrics

Your Auntie Reenie sounds like a right character Ian. Great to have memories like that

Yes, he's the reserve left-back for Hamilton Academicals.............