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I was meant to work today but after a phone call to my boss last night I decided to give it a miss. Ducati parts are not selling well at the moment and my boss and our mechanic were off to Snetterton today for a race weekend so not much point in going in. So a ride was on the cards and as I haven't been trail riding for a couple of months I though I'd give that a go and see if my ribs and back would hold out ok. Last night I scanned the OS maps and google earth and plotted a route down to some fords in Dorset and take in some lanes that I hadn't done before. It was an hour and 30 mins to the first lane just south of Shaftesbury, I must of ridden past this loads of times but never spotted it before........ These girls were keen to see what was going on ........... I did another couple of lanes before the glorious climb up through Fontmell Down............ and then through another couple of sunken lanes to get back to the A350 near Iwerne Minster........

Had my weekend today. I'll be looking after my son all weekend as Ersilia is off to London with her sister to see the virtual ABBA gig

Scooter looks clean Clive

They look cool on that young lady, they don't look quite so cool on a 70 year old bloke ....................... just saying

No, just a complete gay boy

In that case I suggest you use her..............

No, that's Nempnett Thrubwell .

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm, there maybe a reason why you're not supposed to park there Marcel. I hope you weren't having a fag (excuse the pun) while you were stopped

@Slowlycatchymonkey , on a former forum the main thread was called 'Twat Chat'

Exactly, @Six30 is fecked now

Fuckmine Ian, you've gone all @Pedro with your analysis

We’ve got a 600 in for service at the moment

Oh come on @heleme4 , pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease be a real person

Feckin brilliant, I miss Rik Mayall .

Is that your own personal watermark as well Marcel ???????

How old is she and does her Dad know ??

Hello and welcome @heleme4

Where's @Skippy submission this month

WTF !!!

Surely a big f*ck off haystack wins everytime

Well the king of smut ( @XTreme ) was absent so I filled in for him