boboneleg

How does 'aye' sound in a Kent accent ? In fact come to think of it your accent must be bloody hard to fathom out with all the places you've lived. Have you taken on the full jocko twang yet ?

In a moment I will be tucking into a coronation brunch made by my lovely wife and we have two bottles of Bucks Fizz as well (don't know what she's going to drink). See, all you naysayer's the coronation is good for something .............

I don't get your drift, please explain graphically ................

I think there's more chance of my left leg growing back before we get a ride report

Has anyone told @XTreme

Jesus Dave, that sounds like a bundle of fun

Meanwhile in Napoli ..................

Tell him he's got a bill to pay once he starts earning in his new job otherwise he's never going to learn and you'll just keep getting the same old shit.

Get a cleaning company in and invoice your son

That’s some good walking right there on that contraption It looks like the Harley Davidson of the prosthetic world

Just finished a bit of painting in the living room, did I mention that I feckin hate painting .........................

So I suppose this is last chance to use my favourite GIF .........................

My bad, I thought @Pedro was referring to the XT500

That's soooooooooooooooooooooooo much better looking than a Harley ........................

They wern't light (back in the day) when you got one stuck in a rut and then you had to try and kick-start it when it was hot ............. Don't ask me how I know this ...........

So @Slowlycatchymonkey is in the Alps is she ..............................

This guy died this week (RIP) , I used to love this record when I was a kid ....................

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, I'm not going to say I told you so but ...................

That's rough @Marcel , Pete was married to two of them. The one on the left is the nutter who stabbed him .............

Hello Russell, what style of bike do you like ? How tall are you ?

We had this behemoth in today, when you’re sat on it the tank is almost as wide as the handlebars

This afternoon I spent over three hours trying to sort out the paperwork for a parcel going to Sweden , fucking Brexit has a lot to answer for