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Anyway, I’ve been down town this morning looking for some new boots. Which ones do you prefer……

When I had my Lambretta in 1979 I used ride around in a pair of work trousers, donkey jacket and gardening gloves. The mods who hung around the new Bristol centre couldn’t work it out

You don't what on a Vespa ?

I thought you'd stop smokin a long time ago

It's strange. I thought it was a self portrait but you didn't want to admit to owning a Vespa ............

I see someone has been busy with the crayons again ..........................

Be very afraid ................

Ive just come back from our European friends at the car wash. The salt had got to Donkey after the trip to North Wales last week even though I'd slathered it in WD-40 . She's going up the bench now for a bit of luv .........

I rode my WR250 into work this morning , it was bloody freezing . What twat said it was getting warmer this week ............

Seen him three times , once near your gaff , Leeds Castle .

John Bishop falling off his BMW ...............

We'll send it over now, pissing down here at the moment. I think doggie walking is off for today .

You are sooooooooo missing out this morning @Six30 . Italian opera on our tv , in black & white

Not much going on here , there’s a dude touching some marks on the bi-fold doors in our gaff. I’m just hanging around drinking tea at the moment

Why am I not surprised .Typical Gammon , all the culture of a wet fart

At the Colston Hall , sorry The Beacon . Going to watch Sir Antonio Pappano conducting the London Symphony Orchestra

Stinker ..........

It's the time of the year when Louigi Moto builds most of the race engines.

Happy anniversary Scott and Mrs Scott ............

I don't mean wiping your member in the curtains after you've just been performing with Blodwyn in Swansea in 1973 !! I mean how often do you clean your crash helmet . After my trip on the weekend I've just stripped mine down and given it a good clean because of all the salt that was on it. Obviously in the summer months it's more important to clean the inside liners if you've been sweating. So what is your procedure for keeping it clean and fresh ? This obviously doesn't apply if you're just pushing it in and out of your van for a photo in some roadside car park ..........

Another day in paradise , waiting foe a washing machine to be delivered .............