Clive

Sahara sand on its way to you again?....Majorca has got it.

Papers keep saying it's gonna warm up here, BBC long range forecast says different

Snow!...fucking snow!....its not settling though.

I don't think there is room for all 3 of you in grans bath tub Maybe this is a better idea.

I doubt you would need a Chinky or a scoot as a excuse.

A Chinky!.....I would rather have another one than the scoot ..... beggars can't be choosers.

Because they have dug out the top soil (and sold it ) leaving you with shitty clay soil mix, it happens on many new developments too....crap drainage.

Spanish version..

Our front lawn, is almost 100% moss, tried to clear it a few years ago, but failed, it looks OK as it is, we call our bungalow Moss Bank

Have a nice ride both of you Bastards!

You have to be brutal and rake all the moss out, something I should do, but can't be arsed, the lawn will look crap for a while, but with a bit of grass seed it will recover.

Mowed mine the other week, it has been so wet here for so long that half of the lawn is now moss, very spongy to walk on..

No .....as usual I came later. Onto the forum

Bender.

2 warm days and a thunderstorm ⛈....a UK summer.

Can you give me some idea when that 2 weeks will be?...we want to book a holiday, fed up of coming home early cos its cold/wet/windy or all 3 at the same time.

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/aqRuYAZiD9sD5tBn/ @Marcel le Moose Fondler,s pet?

Only upside is we don't have a water shortage, in fact we too much of the bloody stuff.

Heat! ....my wife is deciding if she wants the heating turning on.

Do not see them here till July....

Visiting the outlaws on Saturday, next Wednesday they are off to Thailand for 3 weeks. Sunday Sweet FA.

Coffee stop.....Piss stop.....Coffee stop.....Piss stop.

I got a load of flak when I got the 1st T Max, the usual remarks "we will wait for you" it was very rare that they did, and when we arrived at our destination my helmet, gloves and jacket went under the seat, while they were walking around carrying all their gear with them One guy, Trevor, was the one we waited for on his Yamaha Divvy 600, it was a bit faster than the scoot but not by much, Trevor was a bus driver (no offence to @Buckster intended) and he rode his bike like he drove his bus, in as much that he was very reluctant to even attempt a overtake on other vehicles.

ZZR600!....oh the (bad) memories!