Clive

I would tell you what I am up to this weekend, but it will only bore you.

According to the weatherman we have had 150% more rain this year so far......you watch, 1 week of dry hot weather and they will threaten us with standpipe.

Bollocks..bollocks......1 and a half doors to do and..............run out of paint.

Not much help for the water shortage.....

Dad in law had a Flymo petrol mower, he would do the last cut sometime around October, turn the mower off and just leave it there, then expected it to fire up in the spring, it never did

My wife did once strip about 1 metre of the outer covering of the power lead when she ran over it while cutting the grass. That was the last time she used the mower...............I think it was around 1984.

I had the same feeling too. Had a dump, feel much better now.

4 doors done, tea and back break.... the doors really need replacing, 2 are warped, and the others have been cut too short when they were installed years ago, the bathroom one is worse, someone could Limbo under it.

Jeez these doors, it's like painting the Forth Bridge...... i have got more paint on me than on the doors

You will end up like me needing 3 pairs, 1st for close up..2nd for long distance.....3rd pair to put on to find the others.

Gloss painting ....well at least its warm inside the bungalow, damn cold outside..... Only 6 doors to do ☺..... so 12 sides to paint....

Here today......☀... ...☀......☀.......and repeat.... Sorta half glad that I was inside painting........scrap that....half glad I was inside. Better at the weekend .....then turning cold again.......fookin global warming...

Streetwalker?

Ladyboys?

Mates?....Can't help you with that.

Back to the Sistine Chapel.... For yet another coat.

Nice big rack.....could fit a HUGE top box on there.

Rain stopped here a while ago......and its 8c.....business as usual.

Here, relive your youth

We have a thunder storm now, 4 seasons in one day, minus the heat.

I will see how this last coat dries, if it still looks crap I may just paint it over with white emulsion..

Dulux!!...I could get better coverage with semi skimmed milk ...onto the 3rd coat. Should have done it with rattle cans.

As the old saying goes...Whoever invented fucking wants decorating.

We has some years ago, it dried like cement on bodywork, a sod to get off. Sleeting here now. fooking windy too.