A wooden toilet seat...marvelous!...but not at that price, plastic will have to do.
https://www.screwfix.com/p/croydex-rutland-soft-close-with-quick-release-toilet-seat-solid-oak-natural/176jj
Off to B&M to get another lav seat ...... going to risk going in the car, its making no tinkling noises any longer and seems to be running OK.
Be good to get out because next door neighbours have gone out and left dog again, again, so very soon it will start barking and howling. glad I can't hear it.
Lav seat is just a minor irritation ( to the ass ) and easily rectified, it's what they find out about the car on Friday ( hopefully they find nothing) at the garage that is more of a concern.
Luck na, I have never been lucky....
...Certainly not!....shit drive there, shit place when you arrive, once was a enough, but saying that, Scarborough is almost in the same league, I doubt that we will go into Scarborough while we are there.