Clive

It was (maybe ) the biggest mistake I made...... 2nd one was getting married again

I consider my 1st marriage as a false start, 2 years married to number 1 hardly rates in my opinion....

Does that mean he can really go and fuck himself

Anyway, all you guys who can go out on rides for a few hours, a day or for a weekend......Good for you!

Ours will only empty the bin, anything on top or at the side gets left behind....

Bugger that, I donate every month (Council Tax) to the lavish pension. They left a note on the bin just after Christmas, because the lid was 2 inch from being fully closed.....

On the edge! of getting yet another bollocking.....my nerves are in tatters.

Oh yeh, everything in its correct bin.....to be fair the binmen here are red hot on the contents of the bin, I once put a scouring pad in the wrong bin, they left a note on the bin, and refused to empty it....

Putting rubbish in the wrong coloured wheely bin.

And get my 2nd bollocking of the day!....

Most likely, wife complains about it constantly, she can't see the point of having it.

My milestone arrives in August, I have decision,s to be made. Or made for me.....most likely the latter.

But what was the prize?....oh yeh

I looked for a Easter egg, all I could find were Gesture eggs.

On this glorious Easter weekend I will be painting doors bugger all else to do.

I could not grow one in 2 months, I end up looking like Shaggy from Scooby Doo Just a bit on my chin.

Hope my Dacia does not expire anytime soon, but it will need some money spending on it for the upcoming MOT i think. Iam going to miss the yearly oil and filter change (that the garage does) because I have only done less than 3000 miles since the last one that was done in July 2023.

It's fucked!.........new car on the way?

Snow!. We are watching A New Life In The Sun, 2 guys have opened a snack bar in in Mijas, they were saying they moved here for a better quality of life and 350 days of sunshine...... and, its pissing down, blowing a gale, he is chasing his chairs over the square.

Forecast was wrong (so far) as it has stayed dry, so i cut my lawns, it got me out of glossing doors.

Sunny here, but says rain later...so the highlight of my day could be Asda food shopping, oh and a new toaster, ours ran wild this morning, black toast, kitchen full of smoke, both smoke detectors screaming, bastid things to turn off too.

Is God or any Dinosaur,s in here?..seems not. Nothing to report really, just come in this thread for some peace & quiet...

Thought you would be splashing on the Factor 50 Hate it when the weather is like this, stuck indoors, wife finds me jobs to do, she has reminded me that there are 6 doors to gloss, both sides.

What a fabulous Monday.