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A Jewish daughter says to her mother.. ..... "I'm divorcing Nathan." All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece." Her mother says ..... "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, You live in an 8 bedroom mansion You drive a $250,000 Ferrari, You get $2,000 a week allowance, You take 6 vacations a year and You want to throw all that away... Over 45 cents..?"

Oh my lord...never again...my buddy john call this morning asking if I wanted to go along on ride with a logging truck...6 hrs for one run..never again...lol. My bones are still rattling...it's has worse jas riding a Harley in a pot hole ridden dirt road for 200 km..

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