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Pah !! Who needs the ‘ enablement centre ‘ I snapped the plastic lock button on my leg (again ) which releases my leg . I just spent an hour in the garage and fixed it with a t-shaped spacer from an Africa twin and a M8 bolt #feelingchuffed

You can rebuild him!..

There is a massive shit inside the lid.

Looks like you have been shat on by an ostrich, a really sick one.

Aye, what are flies attracted to again?

Well 500 miles in I am well pleased with the Scottoiler. I normally clean and lube the chain every 400/500 miles as that seems to be the sweet spot for the CBF. So went out to check and maybe do just that this morning and don’t need to. The chain is still in adjustment and pretty clean and well lubricated. I have washed the bike in the interim but the fling doesn’t seem too bad, definitely no worse than using normal chain lube. I did have to modify the way I wired the oiler in as it was switched with the ignition and well that obviously worked, I then had to turn the Oiler on every time I rode. It’s supposed to work automatically every time the bike moves so I had to change it to being wired directly to the battery. No big deal and with that done it works seamlessly now and supposedly causes minimal draw on the battery. I am genuinely well pleased with the results, I was very skeptical about auto lubers after the disaster I narrowly avoided with the Lubeman POS oiler. In the meantime a very generous chap has sent me this for my Hornet. It’s the top of the range Scottoiler with screen and remote controls. I am having the Hornet serviced at the main dealers next week, after that I am going to fit this eSystem to it. Very cool bit of functional kit. Looking forward to it.

The wax doesn't get into the chain like dry lube. I use Wurth or Putoline and I swear by it .

Twat....lol.

Ya this white shit comes out of them when they spalter ...lol.

I have no idea what these things are...we got caught in the same shit..last year..late Sept...Oct flys..lol.

Out riding...the flys are out...hahanah...didn't bring anything to clean my windscreen...lol.

That properly coloured Triumph looks good on the front page, so much better than other colours.

I bet the tea boy took it for a joy ride and wrecked it.

A Guy with a 25-inch Willy went to a Doctor and said, "I can't live with this Big Willy anymore..! It's too long." The doctor replied, "I can't do anything for you, but if you see the Witch Doctor, down in the Bayou, she can help you." So, he went to the Bayou and saw the Witch Doctor. The Witch Doctor said, "Go into the Swamp and find a Female Frog. "Ask her to Marry You. She'll say "NO", and you'll lose 5 inches off your Member immediately". So, he went to the Swamp and found the Female Frog and asked her, "Will you marry me"..??? "NO", she said. And right enough, he lost 5 inches off his Member. The Guy liked the results, and thought, 20 inches is still just a little too much. So he asked the Frog again, "Will You Marry Me"..??? The Frog said, "NO". And the Guy lost another 5 inches. He thought, Good, 15 inches is great, but 10 inches would just be perfect. So he asked her again, "Will You Marry Me"..??? And the Frog said, * "How many times do I have to tell you.. NO..! NO..! NO...!"

What do you expect? It's an Indian dealership.

They did, Honda with the other tourer that outclasses yours!