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A teacher said I'm going to ask you a question and i want adult answer's because you are getting grown up now, the teacher said Mary what did you do at the weekend? the little girl said we went for a ride on a choo choo train and the teacher said no, i went for a ride on a train, teacher said JEAN you tell us an adult answer where did you go Sunday? Jean said went out for din din's and teacher said no you went out for lunch, so the teacher looked around the class and she spot's Billy in the corner so teacher say's Billy stand up and tell us in adult language what you did and remember all the girl's got it wrong, so teacher said what did you do Billy he said read a book and the teacher said what was the book called, Billy replies WINNIE THE SHIT miss

You shouldn't be wearing them

Yeah, especially if she has a flat top on her head for your beer....& can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose, eh? Fortunately, she towers over those types at 5'-5"...

Gay

Getting photographed by people on scooters that can’t ride a real bike.

Very common species in Wales , usually found haging aroung in the bus station at Abergavenny or on the Veranda

You just can’t help yourself can you. Nice scooter.

Cold out there shotting bikes this afternoon

Gotta draw the line somewhere......

A DBM is a Dago Bumming Midget , Pete was quite fond of them ................ .