Greater Manchester Police have reported finding a man's body in the River Irwell at Old Trafford.
The dead man's name will not be released until his family have identified the body.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive marijuana consumption.
He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a Harley Davidson T-shirt
he also had a large cucumber inserted in his rectum.
The police have removed the Harley Davidson T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
In spite of what we sometimes think...
The Police do care...