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Only on your belly? Are you sure? Come on, there must be a few other bald spots where you could stick it..... ?

I think he's a sick deviant myself Michelle!

Once again I've got to apologise for Bruce's behaviour @Grasshopper's Ride

I'm looking forward to visiting my regular dogging spot their going to be gagging for it

This is a Canada topic not a Fantasy Island topic Bruce.

Well you were the one that said you wanted a gobble from, and were willing to stick your dick into any orifice of Elijah Wood! Once again, apologies to @Grasshopper's Ride for having to ensure Bruce's sick depravity! But you're in good company.....cos I'm sure it was @MooN who said he wanted to fuck a Thai ladyboy some years ago on MB!

Bruce has a long history of cock sucking.

I’m going to shock the world by taking photographs of my bike outside castles.

I think everybody here went to state schools.....except Ren. He went to a private school apparently. Considering how fucking thick he is they should have had a refund!

Back to ride outs with mates visit bike shops, cafes, the beech, cafes, garden centres with cafes, bike servicing cleaning maintaining, ten minutes a week gardening, when it’s raining visit these places in the car, take away, chip shop, basically going to ride drive but most importantly stuff my face with grub that someone else has cooked, I can’t wait, o we are also booked to go to Cornwall in May if it is possible, was booked for last year but they carried booking to this year.?

So you want a gobble from Shania Twain's drummer?

Little Guy will agree.., Bruce is a wanker.

.....and Covid has gone (hopefully), what are you going to do that you can't do now? Trip on the bike? Down the pub for a skinful? Importuning outside public conveniences? It's going to be back on the abandoned railway stations for me......and meet up with @Skippy and @DangerRuss58 at some point. What about you?

That's the evidence Bruce! I would say @Buckster's TOTY title is in serious jeopardy now!

I reckon that drummer's packing more than you bargained for Bruce

I meant the humour, Pete, joking about you all nitpicking sexy rockstars

yeah come on @Bruce anymore places you want that drummer.?

I do like Cornish rattler.??

Now Bruce, there you go making assumptions again.....assuming every lady has a pair of knickers on.... We go o'natural here in Canada...fresh and free they call us... ? ? I crack myself up......lol

Riding , camping and having a drink with like-minded mates, ooooooooooh and some trail-riding of course .

Well at least i rode this month, this year, this decade...

I was pointing out what an impressive drummer Shania Twain had......I've no idea WTF you're going on about Bruce?

Thats funny i was the same way till one day my nephew who;s a cook at some pretty high end NYC places ordered a hawaiian, i tried a piece and i liked it!

No.....it's a bloke! When he started with her he was male....now he/she is female. And I knew it was a bloke all along Bruce......I threw that in to see who I'd catch. I didn't expect it to be you though.

well that's reassuring at least, I was fairly sure it wasn't me.

Makes you glad not to be in the EU.

I dont think it was @MooN @XTreme

Yes but he may get more than a handful

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/orgy-france-raid-covid-curfew-paris-b1795894.html

Bruce can handle it.

What sexy rockstars? I just put up a vid by a Canadian artist as it's the Canada thread and then Bruce started making lurid suggestions about Shania Twain's drummer. Come to think of it.....I'm sure Bruce said he went to a Private School. That explains it!

Shania is much more of a woman all the bits in the right places for me, you can keep the drummer

Over? lol.

And I will be joining in the six nations watching whilst consuming vast quantities of cider?

Well the six nations starts this weekend so I shall be having a rugby fest in front of the tv tomorrow and drinking cider.................

I´ll do nothing, this weekend.

Not sure what @Grasshopper's Ride will make of this!

What?

Here's an impressive Canadian.....Shania Twain! But what do you reckon on her drummer?

This was not something I liked until I was a grown up lady, and now I think it is yummy! Hawaiian pizza Hawaiian pizza, also known as pineapple pizza, is a pizza topped with tomato sauce, cheese, pineapple, and either ham or bacon. Sam Panopoulos claimed that he created the first Hawaiian pizza at the Satellite Restaurant in Chatham, Ontario, Canada in 1962.

Well let’s hope the same applies to this virus @Tym.?

Better not.....he'd just shit his pants when you're least expecting it.

In the future could well take the offer of a trip in to the wilderness

Co vid? lol

We lost all Irish members of the team shortly there after! Warning, no Black Arai XD was harmed during adventure!

Reporting back from the Long Dark Winter...Old signs of life before lockdown have been discovered.

Reminds me of when i drove a TT up to a canadian low bridge and we all spent an half an hour on the CB trying to decide how high the bridge was if it was in "America". Wtf is a meter anyways who cares...lol ? I