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At the start of the year I visited an abandoned village in Murcia......took loads of pics too. Well it turns out that it wasn't the one I thought it was! It was a completely different one! So this Sunday I'm going to the correct one......not sure how rough it's going to get though! ? But I'm a Pensioner......not a Casual......I can handle it!

Exactly , he'll whup you by default ?

Camera?

whatever could it be?

The Worlds coming to an end and my BP was only 98 over 58 today during my medical exam.

I voted for Specs, purely on the grounds that he was mad enough to buy a CCM ?

your sissy bar and get back whip?

I've been using the RAM mount and I really like it. I have RAM mounts all over my bike so if anything breaks I have lots of parts. ?

You can't spend all your retirement years like that Clive. These are supposed to be your Golden Years.......that sounds more like a fucking punishment to me. Get down the dealers and get something sorted........or you'll end up as one of the "You Retire and You Die" statistics! Just fucking pull the trigger on something.......no point on planning this or planning that in terms of finances......because none of us know how long we've got. Now is the time to live for today! Get it done my man!

So do I! The only one who's been a good fit for me since the 70's ended is @Renegade. We could cross continents together (if we weren't so old and fucked) and we'd both instinctively know how the other would react to any given situation. So we're not on edge watching what the other one is doing. I do miss riding with the toothless old fucker.......however, I don't miss being seen with him in public when we get off the bikes though.

Just dont tell them MY GTR has E-heat with total windprotection and extra engine heat available with the return of her belly pan, shhhhhhh!

I tend to ride more in the winter cant stand the heat on the bike

Senile ginger cunt.

Custom rear fender extender. Had to order it from some greasy kebab eating cunts in Cyprus.

Are you worried about the competition eating your food?

Backrest to complete your new bike

Already cut pieces of mango?

If it's raining I won't be there Bob!

A sex doll named Tony?

I have too @boboneleg, butt, found a better price so i ordered from Rockymountain instead.

I don't know of any dogs with seven legs

It was fresh snow with no ice, tyres gripped OK so studs not needed, riding with caution was essential though

Get your vote in if you haven't done it. @boboneleg is in the lead at the moment!

Actually, the person I rode the longest with was someone completely different of myself, who I grew to like dearly. Me and Maria were arriving to Morocco and checking into a hotel and we met outside. Me and her carried all our stuff for two weeks in two side vario cases in the shortened position, he carried three huge aluminium cases just for himself, for one week Turns out he lived 20km away from my parents, and somehow we were instant friends and travel companions. We were so different on the bike that you had to laugh at it. I travel in jeans and a light jacket, so we got on the bike fast and effortless, while he always took his time, taking a last puff on the electric cigarette thing, gloves and helmet on, then realizing he forgot to put his earphones on and takes helmet back off, put earphones on and helmet back on, scrambles to find his phone and plug the earphones, gloves back on, then gloves back off to put the electric cigarette somewhere more handy, then finally we're off, and then he shoots off at Warp5 and gets lost because Maria was doing the navigation and we rode slowly. We did almost a week of this, and I really appreciated the humor of it because he was a great guy and did it in a relaxed manner very much his own. Got a few pictures or video of myself on the bike and him scrambling to get ready. Going through villages slowly he was always on my rear, and popping wheelies at every single speed bump. You had to love a guy that carried 1 bottle of gin, 1 bottle of whiskey, and 1 bottle of vodka on his trip to Morocco, that allowed us to spend an afternoon drinking G&T on a pool in the Sahara. Rui passed away a couple of years ago, that was very sad news, I would have loved to go on another trip with him.

A ride report on the wrong place? TOTY contender? By testing, do you mean to see if he's quick enough? Because if you're way in the distance he can't really be of any danger

Oh yeh! But I'll be going early and back by midday........hopefully before it starts getting above 35C. A Brit guy on the FB Strom group lives about 10 miles away........never met him.......and he's been asking to come out with me! Probably not a good idea because I like to test people....... @Renegade does as well. Sounds a bit harsh, but if you ride with somebody you need to know what their ability level is.......or they could be a risk to you.

It’s a spaniel.

November? I'll be done in September most likely.?

Great pic, it would be cool to have a set of studded tires just for days like that...

Why am i thinking of the colour yellow now.... Oh ya, i got old...nevermind.

I’ve been using Quadlock for years.

Quad lock, I love mine

Fucking Casual!

I was going to vote for @Tym, but then I realised the bike was abandoned pending being dropped in the water. Then I thought about @Specs but that made me feel sick so I will be voting for @Earache just because he is slightly less shit than the rest of you this month.

All relevant until the Harley guy gets the girl, the Kawasaki guy calls the breakdown truck and the Suzuki guy gets kicked in the nuts by a three year old because there’s no excuse.

If you want to have a laugh just question someone's choice of oil on any thread on ADV Rider, then stand back and watch the fireworks ?

Ride along with a New England fast guy My brother Jim, captain of the OldMenThatUsedToRace had his GoPro 360 rolling. He was clearing all the big jumps, I was not. He came up on me and passed me at about the 2min mark in the video. There's also an old RM370 that he passes at the tail end. Enjoy!

They're wild animals, but they do have their standards.