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A young ventriloquist was touring Sweden and, one night, he was doing a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he started going through some of his standard dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stood on her chair and started shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Swedish blonde women that way? What does the colour of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. It's people like you who make others think that all blondes are dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general; pathetically, all in the name of humour!" The stunned ventriloquist started to apologize, but the blonde interrupted and screamed: " You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little shit sitting on your lap."

Dell would have been proud of you.

Today I've been under a 1954 Austin A40 fitting a stainless exhaust which didn't fit that well but job done. I should have taken a pic of the under side as it's like it left the factory. How's them shingles @boboneleg, hope you're recovering well.

Mostly gravel from what I've seen....I've been under this truck a good dozen times & see absolutely NO rust. I'm also quite grateful that this Beast has a 5-speed manual gearbox behind a 5.7 ltr w/ only 161k on the clock. It ALWAYS runs when I need it to...pretty decent for a 35 y/o pick-up.

Do they spread salt in your neck of the woods ? If I could find one of those older trucks not completely rusted out , I'd definitely try to get my hands on one...22 here with 40 thousand miles and the valve body in the transmission craped out , the fabulous 6.2 did pass the recall , they extended the warranty to 250 thousand K or 10 years...have no truss on that engine, it's like driving a ticking time bomb...lol.

The new battery seems to have cured my cars starting whoes!.... fired up 1st time after a frosty night, not cured the fuel guage though. yesterday it ready totally full, this morning empty! fuel warning light is not on though. I may go and look at a car on Sunday, if it is still there, and it is not raining, need to look under the car, not laying on the rain soaked ground, need a accomplice to go with me too, to listen for bangs, rattles or a noisy engine.

Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started talking and bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he built a friend a new home for free. Just gave it to him!" The second man said, "My son is a car salesman, and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave one of his friends a new Mercedes, fully "loaded." The third man said "My son is a stockbroker, and he's doing so incredibly well that he gave his friend an entire portfolio" The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?" The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and is a go-go dancer in a gay bar." The other three men grew silent as he continued, "I'm not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing well. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio."

"I saw a job advertised as a fanny waxers assistant. Job includes removing ladies knickers, prepare fanny for waxing and rub oil in after waxing. When i asked at the job centre they said i had to go to Cornwall. I said why, is that where the job is? No they said thats where the back of the fucking queue is!!"

Best picture he has ever taken.

Last time I rode was Christmas day, bike is in extreme service mode now.

I think I've been out once so far this year ... maybe it will have stopped raining by June. Then again work has been unrelenting too.

Acceptable as far as I'm concerned .......

I've only been out twice, once on my CBF600 and once on Shadow's bike. I will see if I can get something up before the weekend.

I expect I would end up with this.

Didn't see any rules about qwads being entered...

Light weight, mine hasn't moved since Oct..

Got a plumber coming today to unplug a clog in the sewer line in our front yard... sure to drain the bank account a bit more ...but at least it'll be fixed & I can start collecting materials to replace the garden shed roof...it just never ends.

Man after my own heart... I love my K25 pick-up.... it may be 35 y/o but it's sooo dang reliable & easy to work on .... Our '16 Equinox has turned out to be a great ride as well....

If I could afford a much newer one I would have another, it has been a good car for 10 years, but the mechanicals, and other things are wearing out, at the same time. I have my eye on a Chevy.

Good luck @Clive Top tip, don't buy another Dacia

Bought a new battery, installed it, and it fired up straight away. And the fuel gauge now reads that tank is absolutely full, which I know it ain't. but at least it is running. Going to start the search for a car replacement at the weekend..

My bike hasn’t moved in January