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High on methanol.

Has Rich buggered off again?...

Riding back to Scotland today.

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. 'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'. She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up. The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly. Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies. The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car' 'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him. The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years' 'I remember that, too' she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."

I´ll be doing a few rides around Portugal, but nothing really planned. The only real goal for this year is a trip to Morocco, which has no fixed duration or set date yet. Probably from the end of September onwards according to the weather, if it's still too hot I'll delay it until mid October. Will be by myself for some of it, and maybe try a little bit more off-road than previous times, but also meeting up with @Sofia to spend a few days showing her around a few of the nicer places, so it´ll probably feel like two different trips in one.

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1 for Dave....

A proper Sheila on a Vinnie Comet....

OMG take it off ********* A Wife came home early from work with a headache, she was surprised to find her husband home and said BERT can you follow me up stairs which he did, Then she said Bert can you take off my skirt and blouse which he did then she said take off all my underwear which he did, then she said IF I CATCH YOU WEARING THEM AGAIN THERE WILL BE TROUBLE.

Da Mann!!....

A pair of tidy Pursangs....

A young KR from back in the day....

Riiiight...& you've got a sweet deal on some Elevator Tickets as well....

'Cause it sounds waaaaay too much like Pete.....

Getting my kicks on the A66

its true... .

no bob ..no i have not but part worn tyres now your talking

Have you seen all those Romanians that have started wheel painting companies .........

Why is it that I don't quite believe you ?

Definitely worth it but don't go in August or you'll turn into a lobster