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Being a Lone Wolf you really should have something with bones or skulls, really hardcore!

Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Les's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Les's wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under there?' Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you £200.' After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested. Sue told him that since her husband Les played golf Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2pm next Friday afternoon. When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Les's house at 2pm sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of £200, they went to the bedroom, and closed their transaction, as agreed. Jim quickly dressed and left. As usual, Les came home from golf at 6pm and upon arriving, asked his wife, 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?' With a lump in her throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.' Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband further enquired, 'and did he give you £200?' Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give me £200. Les, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, 'He came by the golf club this morning and borrowed £200 from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.' Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player

two sets of door hinges on that right hand door, how the heck do they get in..

I've watch many serial killer interviews from jail over the years...do you think this could be some drug crazy individual ?....Im wondering

See told you he was a serial killer. 6 to 7 victims

The only screw up I did is... I bought the challenger and turned it into a pursuit...why...really didn't like the indian logo on the tank...it looks so cheesy to me...lol....and still does...unlike the war bones logo incorporate into the paint on challenger...wish they woulf at least give you the option...

Hahahaha!!!

Buckwheat isn't going to like this one...lol.

I've still got this one as well my Suzuki SFV650 Gladius

Sweet Ride @Renegade ....

My Kawasaki ZR7s that I brought home today.

I will move my trailer pic to a more appropriate thread

ah, yes. but, notice no oil spots

Oh dear.

Needs a nice towbar.

By some miracle I actually have a picture of my frankenbike ... you can all wash your eyes out later if you don't like that style.

Reminds me of this story...lol...had this huge Rottweiler at the time , I was 20 maybe...we all came to the conclusion that this thing couldn't live in the house anymore...lol...it would slobber at the sight or smell of food...so I decided to build a dog house with a few friends ...inside the garage and my Father notices and called the police...lol...i remember the police knocking at the door..lol...the dog was tided to the back of a snowmobile and when I opened the big door...the dog was dragging the back of the sled trying to get at the police man...they were in shock...lol....anyway after talking to the police with my mom..they figured out we weren't doing anything wrong..and it was my father over reacting... Anyway my father kept the car for many years after...it was still practically still new...think it had like 20 thousand km on the odo...never winter driven...he would get my mom to license and insure it every year...and I was the only one he would truss driving it..lol...my brother was already into shit back then...being suspended at school for selling weed on a few occasions....lol...

I’m stopped at CTL in Cirencester for a break , staying at my mates in Redditch tonight then we’re riding up to Yorkshire tomorrow for our mate’s funeral. Scooby was only 48 and a damned good rider , cancer is a bitch

Didn't mention it yet...one of two reason we cut the trip short...Dan's mother is on her death bed at the moment getting shot up with morphine...figure a day or two..that's about it....she had chemo about 6 months ago..but now the cancer has returned with vengeance...spread to her brain and everything...she 83..so...kinda of a normal age to died. Anyway this morning...going through pictures on my phone..does anyone have any idea how many pictures and video can a Samsung phone hold ?....lol. Looking through old pictures I found a few goodies..lol...from my old town were I got my seat bag stolen...cunts..lol. Found and old pic of are residence in Ont...has the house looked back then.. I remember when I first started making new friends and could speak English well enough....lol...the first thing they always asked...are you guys rich or something...lol. I'm imbarace to say my Father was always a Ford man and died has a Ford man...lol...he had just bought this land yath Lincoln continantal ..79 built blast edition 2 door in navy blue and white with a fake convertible top...the thing had 5 hastray and five cigarettes lighters in everyone...lol...this inside was dark blue not like the one in the video. Just like this one. Me and my brother would eventually dispy with hatred this car... After my Father had this stroke ...part of his reasoning or logical parts of the brain were destroyed...he came totally obsessed with this car...here's a old pic of my 2 causine Francis from piont Edward Sarnia...he managed to find room in his fathers truck and brough the bike with him for the summer...I was 16 at the time and had just bought my first street bike..from my uncle Alvin..think I paid 1500 bucks at the time..I made a deal with my mom..if she loaded me the money...I would spend the summer working at the fish plants and ride home on weekends....( fist summer when we moved back to N.B..and when I ran into Dan..lol )....you can see the car in the back..anyway got this garage built just for storage for the car...and we were banded not to use the garage or even go inside...he had to be there with his power chair and watch to make sure we didn't touch the thing...lol. Here's my father checking out my first Harley in 09... Here's my causine Francis from a few years ago when we stopped in Sarnia for a visite with my mom....he took me for a ride in his VW dune buggy....he sure had a pretty girlfriend at the time...I forget her name...lol.

count on it

There are a couple of MV's that frequent the bike nights around here and they both sound rough as rats which apparently is normal for them. I wouldn't ride anything that sounded like that same with the Ducs and their dry clutches, I am sure that are wonderful bikes on the move but I just couldn't bear that clattering.

So you want 10pm limits?