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It's nice to see you're not letting fame change you, Bob!

Well three of us popped up on you tube anyway

Blimey Dave, I thought mine was out there but that takes the biscuit

...My old '74 DT 125 saw an indicated 73mph w/ my fat arse on it...I thought I'd won the lottery that day.

Joe wanted to buy a Harley motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike looks better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It's shiny and in mint condition. He buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. 'Well, it's quite simple,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome.It protects it from the rain, and he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. Just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family. 'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the FIRST person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.' 'No problem,' he says.. And in they go. Joe is shocked.Right in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. He leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. He reaches over and fondles her breasts. Nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table and screws her, right there in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mom. She's got a great body too. Joe grabs mom, bends her over the table, pulls down her panties, and screws her every which way but loose right there on the dinner table. She has a big orgasm, & Joe sits down. His girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, & Mom is beaming from ear to ear. But still ... . Total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father shouts. I'll do the fuckin’ dishes

You copied that story from somewhere else.

That's getting replaced as well.

To use a local phrase "He is all cock and ribs like a Zanzibar Greyhound" He reckons he can get 70mph out of it but the couple of times I have ridden with him he never got much past 60mph. I have had a couple of spins on it and it wouldn't go past 60mph with me on it but then again I reckon I am twice his weight. It's not a pristine example of the breed either. Hateful thing IMHO, Shadows is a much better bike if a little slower to accelerate. But talking about 125 performance is a bit like fleas arguing over who owns the dog, as I tell the kids loudly and often

I have a full head of hair.

Is the boy light? What kind of speed is that little bike happy to cruise at?

It's the forward pointing side of the fairing that looks like it needs an update and refresh.

Did a few bits to How Highs bike today until rain stopped play. A very kind chap donated a box full of bits to help HH out. Of course the first thing he wanted on was the new pipe, which does look infinitely better and have a baffle. I also fitted a new front brake light switch and brake lever so Shadow could have hers back. There’s loads more to do and loads of excellent stuff to help bring the death trap back from the edge. Next job when the rain stops is to un twist the forks.

A pic or it didn't happen...

More like it

Neither you numnuts...lol.

I know lot's of shops take advantage of certain situations, like probably we're you live , with high population, they just simply don't give a fuck if they screw you over well in their mind set , there's plenty of fish in the sea..and alot of people think all mechanic are crooks cause of stuff like that...but seriously I always ran a honest operation, no shops are amune to come backs , but I've always made things right..even if it's coming out of my pockets , in one of those years I remember, Gerald forgot to tighten one wheel on a car during the winter tire change over...the dam wheel came off has he was pulling out of the stall, it was a bran new car , the front wheel pushed inside the fender well and totally fucked the fender and damaged the door also...think it cost like 5 g to have it fixed, we didn't use the shop insurance to make a claim , we paid out of pocket...

Not a problem you have then.

It's a house dog dummy...lol..I try to get my money worth , dam hair grows so fast...like there's no way in hell Im taking it to the groomer every two weeks for a proper schnauzer cut...

The music of my childhood, love that

Makes you wonder what goes on in my head sometimes as this popped in yesterday. Sorry Yen.

I did think car stereo when you said but dismissed it thinking it couldn't be that simple.

So it's freezing cold and you've skinned the dog .........

That's proper music or at least it sounds great after six pints of Scrumpy ........