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Oh the forum has reach new low ...lol....and I though my arse hair thread was bad...

thats human shit .... you weirdo saul

A Fox has a dump on my lawn most nights, never seen the Fox, but we hear it/them at night.

This thread is actually dog shit. My cherished little mate is obsessed with crapping where he knows I will walk. The paths to the bike shed is his favourite and the little twat has caught me several times. Especially when it’s dark. His latest effort at a trap, the evidence The accused. Who denies all knowledge

Made in merica.

She should have done us all a favour and been a lemming

You think your grandma was a monkey and your grandad was a codfish.

It has shipped.

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian!" Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian Sullivan, every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy." Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special." Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Brian Sullivan, he could do everything right." Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then." Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan." Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?" Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his f—king widow."

Look who talking....the guy who doesn't beleive evolution is real or convergent evolution is real...

spent much of today ( and most of last night) on the phone with daughter No.2b who is massively unhappy at uni the other side of the country ( lucky that walking around with a phone to my ear is normal practice at work) I also have man flu so am obviously at death's door.

Got a bit of a cold at the mo. Got the normal thick head but shit I feel knackered. Maybe I'll have a nap too.

To cold at the moment for a proper test run...but I'll check the voltage again after its been running and properly ran in for some km....incase there could be something wrong with the stator ...

Passed no advisories. Never in doubt.

And presto....didn't even have to pull out the sledge hammer...

Oh oh...look what just came in...now to give that wirl and see if it works...

Pressure-Washed my carport & put the boat away for the winter yesterday....got some errands to run today but should be back in time for a nap....

I have spent a couple of hours cleaning rust off of the scoots centre stand and frame where all the road crud is flung and collects, looks much better, I will give it several coats of paint of £ shop rattle can paint, the wheels getting ready for a repaint too, but that's for another day.

Nvm....its fake...dam ai..lol.