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Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers. 'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'

Wow that was cruel

I bet he has proper hinges on his shed door though.

We are expecting a big freeze tomorrow possibly with some snow.

After reading some more...its only a prototype...

2.5 hours away , its a completely different world , plus 8 c , green grass everywheres , even seen a motorcycle on main street...should have brought my shorts and flip flops...

Started drizzling about 10 and carried on till 13.00 then proper raining. Basted.

24f for the 2nd day here...absolutely cloudless sky yesterday. Had a good spin on the Mullet yesterday...gonna try for another today...

I remember those days when I was on my 125 and "keeping up" with the guys on litre bikes and 600s when in reality they must have been very bored, but it is a rite of passage i guess. But then again to me now a 600 feels like a 125 after jumping from the busa to my old mans thundercat I was wringing its neck wondering if it was broken but it was really giving all it had but still felt slow

Heading to moncton for the day and a sleep over , one of my boys is getting his eyes fixed...lasick surgery...ill probably check the Indian dealer for some valve stems and get a qwote on some hand warmers...

Just cows , no sheep's ?

Good choice, same colour has the challenger elite , would like the paint code ?

Tour Pak my arse ...........

You can see how dealerships should be run in this video, never had that experience in all dealerships in this country. I am enjoying Rich and Ewa's trip in the States.

Arable, normally wheat, oats, rape or feed beans. It’s a light clay soil so not the best for growing stuff, and it’s not easy to make it pay.

Double Dinn got him?

Remember the grounds of your parole states you are not allowed within 100 yards of an udder.

I think I will go for JBL speakers front and rear.

Tour Pak, top boxes are what lesser motorcycles have.

Black cherry pearl.